I will never understand how Don’t Trust the B- died while 2 Broke Girls lives on (ilu, Kat Dennings, but no). It’s a fucking travesty.

Blue is the new orange.

I find your lack of taste disturbing.

Ah ha ha ha ha.

These Nicholas Kirkwood Pac Man shoes though.

I think our version of the song will be “#1 with a bullet” in any AT40. (or AK47)

Shot through the tongue

So a talented male actor is a rare and indispensable thing but all female actors are essentially interchangeable? Um, yeah. That’s definitely the problem.

You’re kidding, right? So because they have diamonds and pearls, they are not allowed to demand or celebrate the need for equal pay. So equal pay shouldn’t matter for those working above a certain median income? Whether you make $10M or $10, if you’re getting only 70% of what men are making for equal amount of work…

Subsequently she kissed a lot of frogs before she got her prince in the form of Casino. She was the best thing in that film. The boys, while excellent, were their standard wise-guy selves. And I reckon she got less than half of what De Niro pulled down for that film.

Total 14th Gen Caitiff thinking he’s all Hardestaadt the Elder.

I’m so sorry. When he told me to get the abortion I told him that was fine until he left me in a few years for a woman ten years younger than me. I told him that it happens all the time and yes, he said I was being dramatic. Men are such dickheads.

I was/am a huge nerd, so I will reveal that “Final Death” is the term for a vampire’s demise in Vampire: the Masquerade. Seems appropriate to wish upon that clan.

Thanks! I told him tonight that I want to keep the baby and he refused to talk about it and went to bed. I’m in the spare room. I’m going to ask him to move out tomorrow, I’m the only one on the lease. It’s too early to make any rash decisions but I'm considering moving down near my mum. My biggest concern now is…

I’m 38. When I got together with my boyfriend he told me how much he wanted a family and we decided I’d go off the pill. I found out last week that I’m pregnant and he’s demanding I have an abortion. If I refuse, he’ll leave me and I’ll have to deal with being a single mother. I have no family nearby. But I also fear…

Can’t read? Seems her fourth grade education was all she needed to understand how to defraud the government and set up her own little torture chamber. Her executive function skills seem quite high, thank you very much.

know what isn’t fun tho