Please ensure you copy and paste this post into every single Jez article that mentions Amy for the remainder of time.

Um I’m gonna need to know the name of that Stephen King short story. Because hearing this is my life’s goal!

I am so hyped for this a little bit of wee leaked out.

True. In the U.K. if I happen to find myself in a VS shop and see a 36B then I rejoice as they’re as rare as hens teeth. And if I do find one you can bet your ass (in chaps) there won’t be a size 4 matching pant to be seen.

That cat has been schooled by Miss J!

Nor did I. I do still like him tho. When I watch American factual TV he seems to be the most polished presenter I’ve witnessed. Also, he doesn’t seem to be biased or overly political.

Always!

Erm I don’t understand how my comment on the Lady Gaga piece has been greyed? Someone care to explain? Because from where I’m sitting it looks a lot like the writer of the piece (or their cohorts) censored what I said as they didn’t like it or it didn’t sit right in their world view.

Fuck! Are you me?

Holy crap it’s just open season on any poor bitch who shows emotion innit?

Up until reading this post I was all #couplegoals about these two. But ffffuuuuuccckkkk them. I understand rehoming a pet if you really can’t cope with their care but this is fucking ridiculous. Living animals that depend on you for their wants and needs are not dispensable when a “better” living thing comes along.…

Edit this to kid unless you want to feel The Wrath of Khan.

It’s a fake according to Snopes.  

It’s a fake according to Snopes. Rest easy.

It’s admirable she donated but let’s not get all revisionist about her please. Her first release was this quaint ditty.

Just another angle to this (and I haven’t seen The Crown yet but I’m gonna) do you think they might be trying to illustrate how emasculated Philip may have felt being the first Queen husband in centuries? Constantly having to walk behind her, defer, keep silent. Especially given how quickly she became Queen after she…

Oh fucksticks. Just when there couldn’t be anything else wrung out of this shit-stained rag of an election.

Asking if Ben Carsons closet meeting was from the seminal ghetto soap opera “In The Closet”?

Fffffuuuuccckkk! Yeah. Sorry. Did just that.

I had a dream last night where Hillary won (thank god!) and was magnanimous to the Hairy Cheeto in her victory speech.