Bob is clearly thinking “Fuck off love I’m working here”

There’s no way he’s paying ten grand either.

I have no problem whatsoever with Anne Hathaway. Competent engaging actress. And her turn as Miley Cirus on Lip Sync Battle was brilliant.

I need a judge ruling stat:

First they came for our accents. I said nothing.

This is only the tip of the.....oh.

Aw now see I like Anna. She makes me laugh and I think her goofy demeanour belies a sharp mind. She gets to work with Queen Janney. Plus her husband is second fittest of the Chris Quadrangle of Lust. So I’m in.

That hashtag was fully intended.

Yes you never Sia.

This is soooo how she's going to walk into Number 10 on Wednesday afternoon.

I made it to the end and now as payment you have to explain to me:

Beard and a merkin.

It’s a giant leap forward from “binders of women”

Indeed. I know it came before but it’s a perfect amalgam of House of Cards and VEEP which are two of my favourite shows. I’m so into them that I almost understand your political system which means I can wax lyrical in my office and sound like I’m some sort of expert.

Thank you. I didn’t think I was capable of so much emotion watching an old TV show. But I was a mess. I’ve got so invested in the Bartlet administration it is unreal. Luckily I can binge watch. It must have been terrible waiting out cliffhangers like that because turn of the millennium TV was still appointment TV.

This is nothing to do with anything but I recently started watching The West Wing. I’d never watched it before and I needed some respite from the incredibly fucked scorched earth politics currently on display on both sides of the Atlantic

Speaking as someone who knows who she is (I know! Its shaming) and has seen her *work* on sub-par British singing talent shows I am here to tell you this woman couldn't host a pot-luck dinner.

Guys

There's a theory that Sam is doing a sort of How I Met Your Dragons/The Princess Bride thing and is actually narrating the story of GoT. And that'll be the ending.