Indeed. Spray it liberally into roots then tie it up if you can. In the morning shake it out like you are in the mosh pit for Metallica and run a comb through it. Voilà- like you just stepped out of a salon.

How did Anne warn Daisy about Chris? And why?

So in her Rolling Stone interview about the songs on 1989 she was at pains to point out that not ALL the songs were about boys who gone and done her wrong. She mentioned Bad Blood being about a frenemy who she got on with in the industry. This person seemed to like her but TS was never sure if she was being trolled or…

Oh my. Yes. That’s it.

Nope. I’m in that camp.

I fucking love Schumer. Not sorry. Not one bit.

Is it not a beard and merkin situation?

Brilliant. Worked for Dr McDreamy.

Taytom.

Jizzabelle necessary on a bike?

First thing I thought of was this book. After I read it I found out it was “inspired” by something similar happening in Florida.

Drake counts the ambush snog by Madonna as making out with someone twice your age then.

I love it. His long hair annoyed the crap out of me. The way he used to incessantly use the flat of his hand to scrape it back out of his face was irritating.

Time for a Bubbleoff methinks.

This movie hastened my sexual awakening like a triple espresso.

Now that’s going to be amazing to see.

*raises hand*

You and Maisey Daisy have your own Mothers Day instead.

Deliberate. Thank you. It wasn't me that coined it. But I like using it.

I always find that if someone gives you an either/or ultimatum then the best thing to do is choose the other person. The one that isn’t putting constraints on who you get to hang out with.