This ep. FINALLY aired in the UK Monday night. I’ve been waiting like a year for it. Worth it.

He actually looked like he was getting aroused when he said “Sweaty, sweaty uncle, stripped to the waist”

For sure. What the hellfire does Rita have on under the almost certainly Chanel lace garment? She's defiling it and it hurts my poor fragile mind.

Love your response. But you're naughty for feeding the trolls. I mean this one even has a big ole trolly name just in case we weren't sure.

I had to triple-take to make sure it wasn’t a salacious picture of our Labour Party leader Jezza Corbyn.

While I’m sorry af to read this happened to you I’m so glad you got your finances ship-shape that way. Have a fist bump and an imaginary beverage of your choice from an Internet stranger

As an early forties old airplane blonde who looks younger, has a voracious sexual appetite, commitment issues, gets paper daily and was born in an English town ending in “pool” (just like Kim) that part is MINE goddamit!

You flicked through a copy of Superfreakanomics to get to that deduction? Or is it time to put down the Trump Newsletter and go take a look outside in the real world?

Yeah. Our weather may be pretty shit 80% of the time, our public transport is all kinds of messed up and our “uniquely funded” TV channels feature sound like it’s been recorded by a cat playing with an 8 track but we aren’t likely to be holed whilst going about our daily business. It’s all right being British.

Or we could do a “Strangers on a Train” scenario aka “Kinja Strangers” and I'll pop over and fuck him up real nice. In return Santa Clausa can take a trip to England and explain to my husband how big a twunt he is by not divorcing me or paying the mortgage. Win win!

It's actual Pet Semetary. *shudders*

*raises hand* I did.

That’s what he was tweeting about. Luther’s second part (only a two parter *sob*) aired last night in the UK. It was harrowing, barmy and brilliant.

He actually goes downstairs at one point in a very cute way.

Didn't Hakeem grow up to be Kanye?

And now I have to watch The Kentucky Fried Movie again.

When the right to bear arms is removed from the constitution. Or amended to arm bears...

So our MP’s are, at this very moment, taking the agonising decision as to wether to increase air strikes in Syria in an attempt to combat worldwide IS terrorism.

I’m a woman who loves this movie. I’m not a unicorn.