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Helluva Bottom Carter
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Fetty was all about doing an equal pay track but then Kate Winslet told him it was “vulgar” to discuss it so he shelved it.

There was a Graham Norton interview during the promotion for 21 where she told an anecdote about going to the shop in a poncho. If you can find it watch it. I won’t spoil it but it’s soooo worth the time to watch it. Hell, watch the whole show because it’s great.

Something to do with Stacy Dash?

This would make an adorable film.

Then watch VEEP. He’s the second best character in it.

So a month after my husband left me, which was two months after a hysterectomy, on the day he decided to stop paying the mortgage I got: “Perhaps if you made more of an effort with your appearance you wouldn’t be in this mess”

How do slatterns who don’t hoover behind the sofa find music?

Harry. Cause that’s what makes me beautiful.

Thanks! I'm blushing like a Kardashian at a contract renegotiation meeting.

I am applying a soothing balm of lemon cake. To my mouth.

Oh no! Who will rank women in the entertainment industry by their fuckability out of 100 now?

The birds are down with it tho.

I sat and stared at this picture at work for an obscenely long time trying to work out how she got her hair did so I could recreate it for the party season.

ALL THE WOODY HARRELSONS.

Yeah I did that but a bit too soon. Went from nipple length blonde poker straight hair to this.

This helped, and continues to help me. Every week I watch a Tom Cruise movie. Because my soon to be ex husband called him “the gay dwarf”

Or he wants all 4 D. The possibilities are endless.

So much so that I’m idly dreaming of Harry being Biebs bottom bitch while I’m stuck at work.

He’s checking his privilege?

This is such a pet hate for me! Walla has even made its way into popular culture with Raj saying it during an episode of TBBT.