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Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

And Godzookie kills me every time

“It felt good to see the fruits of my labor, so to speak, but at the same time I felt like I hadn’t really come very far. Neither of the two players I usually lose to had attended, and so I had no way to tell if I was moving forward. All I know is that I have a long way to go before I’m worthy of having all these

I’d like to know more information about Henry Cavil’s Omega Hour Vision wristwatch that goes for $23k too

Burn level - code word clearance

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

But the EMALS!

I went to middle school in Egypt and the janitorial staff at our school would make koshary for us. I’ve tried to make it at home, but it’s missing something that I can’t quite put my finger on

I was thinking something like JavaScript would be a good choice since you can use it for front end and back end development.

Vlade Divac would like a word, but he tripped over nothing on his way to you and is going to be rolling around on the floor for a good ten minutes. Sit tight.

No, no, this is for basketball, not soccer.

I’m amazed at the speed of the 2nd one. 35, 40 mph??

First kid comes in with Swag Level on Expert.

Now if someone could just disconnect me into a pretty pink puff of smoke before the world crashes and burns...

Why does everyone think this was the worst superhero movie this year? I mean, Suicide Squad was waaaaay more strung together than BvS.

Like dyed? His clothes?

A passing glance at that photo on my phone totally looked like Malak was flipping the bird.

I have a vague notion but got lost in the mythopoetic stew of shitty writing.

Importantly, one must remember that there is no such thing as a Golden Showa Day.