Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Any military out there? How do you feel about this douchebag making life or death decisions for you?

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

[Director yells “CUT”]

Thank you for using the term “jamokes” so seamlessly in the very apt description of the WR core around McNabb. That guy gets zero respect for a very above average career.

Personally, I think it takes a lot of guts to go on record and think that Kansas, Duke, Kentucky, Louisville and Arizona are going to be good next year. What this take lacks in timeliness it makes up for in bold predictions.

Man, I’ve spent so much time feeling out Lego figures over the years. Sometimes I even keep the series sheet/checklist/photo thingy in my wallet so I can look at it while feeling around. My son is still young enough that he’s actually impressed with this shit, so that fuels me when my hands get sore.

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

This is actually a lot more common than you think. And I don’t mean among children either.

lol Kaepernick w/ our Trump loving owner would be quite a site to see

I hear Phil Simms might be available

Also not liking the All in the Family reboot with Archie Bunker as prez.

Boy, when Phil Mushnick comes across as the good guy in your feud, you know you’ve done something truly objectionable.

I could say the same thing about McNabb and TO.

Dave Bliss, moments after the interview:

That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

I’m sure everyone will just make fun of Pence but there’s more truth here than you might think. I told my girlfriend she couldn’t ever have dinner at a restaurant with another man or even talk to one outside of work and what ended up happening? She left me for someone else so, you know, pretty clearly I was on to…

Seriously what’s the appropriate reason for a married person to go out for a meal alone with a member of the other sex

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.