This is insulting to children and babies.

I’ve been through the worst.

I guess? But I think the real problem with Grantland was that, to continue the analogy, the studio budgeted 10 million dollars for their prestige project then hired a director who demanded the studio fund a 100 million dollar prestige project.

I still miss Grantland. It was a good thing.



One day a font will be invented with smoke coming from it, to indicate the hotness of the takeness.

ETA

“Also—and I’m just saying—Thinx don’t work for shit.”

That hat is the real crime here.

So, she went around wearing a big Black Hat and no one realized she was a bad person? Millenials really are stupid.

I’d make a Jarmusch joke, but to be done correctly, it’d take three hours to deliver five words.

The Cowboys way. What ever happened to that domestic violence investigation?

“have u ever wanted to play with a tampon going in n’ out of ur vag?”

Squirrelfrand, you can bet your sweet beThinx’d ass that I have not!

As a Pro-Church Tax Exemption person, if I may

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Xenu split you!

Do you know who these writers are? This is it. This is what they do all day on their own blogs. This is their best work.

“It was the best of times. It was the BLURST of times?...........You stupid monkey!!!!!”

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

Go to sleep already. The game isn’t going anywhere.

I hate the Lakers but man, they won five championships under Kupchak’s tenure (and went to another two finals), rebuilt post-Shaq in two years, probably should’ve gotten Chris Paul, managed to survive the “old Kobe” era relatively unscathed, and are in the process of bringing up a team of young guys who look like they…

This is no laughing matter, except the part about trying to use a phone charger to strangle himself.

Sure, but let’s leave bleach out of it. Bleach did nothing to deserve this kind of treatment.

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that…