I just use the three seashells.

Ancona, who is known for claiming that the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian organization, not a racist one—as if the two are always mutually exclusive

So witches float and wizards sink?

Came here for Mystique; leaving satisfied.

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

#NOTMYMYSTIQUE

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

Again, I’m sorry about all this. The last thing I want is to sit here like some goth nihilist dipshit and lecture everyone, and douse a seemingly festive occasion in cold piss. I wanna snap out of it. I want EVERYONE to snap out of it. I want America to wake up in a fevered sweat and realize what it’s done and…

You know, I sometimes wonder a bit about what your kids will think of your writing when they’re 18, 28, 38, etc. I think when they come across (or you point them to) the top of this jamboroo, you’re going to get a huge fucking hug. I think there’s something really powerful here.

Trump supporters are profoundly stupid people. Now that’s the 800-lb un-PC gorilla in the room. Tell them that and watch them gnash their teeth and talk about their fucking college degrees like that somehow makes them smart.

HOW DID ANYONE LISTEN TO THIS MAN SPEAK AND THINK, “YES THAT IS WHO I’D LIKE TO REPRESENT ME?”

I don’t think he could name Bobby Lashley, and Trump trusted him with his hair.

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

I don’t speak this language. Can somebody translate?

More than any other team in sports, Alabama football feels the most futile to root against...

“Listen, I know you guys are upset, but let me tell you, I know what a pick looks like.”

Amateurs, Ken Stabler used to show up to games still drunk.

I mean its not insane to suggest that he maybe should not have been vacationing during the playoffs.

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.