No, it’s still roughing even if he has the ball. You can’t throw or drive a QB into the ground. It was perfectly clean until the finish. If he doesn’t follow through on the throw into the ground it’s clean. Not saying it gets called for Cam or called for everyone, but the rules state that is roughing and just because…

Cooper: (leashed to a tree in the front yard, gazes longingly through the window at the food, light, warmth and merriment inside)

You too, Eli

Hmm...maybe if he knew somebody who specialized at throwing objects with accuracy and velocity at a target almost exactly 60 feet away, that person could knock the drone out of the tree...

To reveal my source would be a breach of my journalistic integrity and the unwritten rules of the sea.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

All this deep dive into the “process” misses that Hinkle was actually sent by people who hate Philly fans (or, just about anyone) to purposely fuck up the 76ers. They also sent Ruben Amaro to the Phillies, Ron Hextall to the Flyers, and Chip Kelly to the Iggles so it’s a pretty big goddamn conspiracy.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

At some point, we need to stop rationalizing away gun violence as a “cost of doing business”, and start doing something to limit their distribution. Only an idiot would say that less guns does not mean less violence.

Handy Pocket Guide to Mass-Shooting Reactions in America:

Lord, “unstoppable suck” vs “unmovable wall of shit”? Deadspin needs to stick to sports and not get involved in discussing the Republican primary.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

He didn’t punch Drew, but he did rape a woman. I’d say that makes Kobe the bigger asshole.

It’s gonna suck when Steve Bartman sneaks up there and steals the ball before Game 6 of the NLCS.

Why is there a long block quote from Abe Simpson in this story about Jerry Jones?