The Bandwagoners will inherit the earth...

I’m waiting for him to say “no one cares about winning more than I do.”

It’s entirely possible he’s realizing that the eminently average Eli Manning is the best QB he might ever play with and Eli’s best is FAR behind him at this point.

Take that L and suck that D giants fans.

“they appear to be a team that plays up or down to the level of their competition”... Have you not been watching the Giants since, forever?

Guys, guys, it’s all good. I swapped out Jordan Matthews for Sterling Shepherd on my fantasy team. You can relax now.

“It’s because I don’t conform to mainstream beauty standards!” - Lena Dunham, probably.

X gonna give it to ya!

“...emitting guttural sounds of anguish in a display of utter frustration.”

Giants think they got hosed by the refs? Amazing. The refs are the only reason they beat the Eagles the first time.

Really? Because he’s usually such a calm and level-headed individual. This is shocking to me. Truly shocking. Here is my shocked face.

“The independent observers plan to hold Beckham out of the next game to observe him for concussion-like symptoms following his cranial impact with the wall...”

On December 31st, Creed announces a full comeback album and follow up tour.

Peyton proceed to choke on his potatoes.

As a Niners fan I feel that. Shit the Niners have been to the playoffs two times more recently than the Giants. How is that possible?

Christmas Dinner with the Mannings

Take it to the fucking bank.

No, there is a sudden emergency and Bama gets disqualified from the playoffs and they replace them with Notre Dame. They go on to win the whole thing. We’re talking extinction level events here.

63 pass attempts?