You seriously don’t now what shorting is?

In fact, anyone who wants to pay the $350 application fee and submit a highlight reel can try to earn a spot

The Russians have really gone too far this time.

SBNation’s SEO-bait headline was even more golden

It’s an odd strategy, seeing as Donald Trump is spring football’s kryptonite.

Just print the damn thing!

IS NOTHING SACRED TO THE RUSSIANS?!?!

The so called, “presidential adviser” is position created by Nixon and he went through his presidency just fine...

Donald Trump, good for American business!

Still a shit country. One with an official fundamentalist religion and a religion police. Would you move to live there? Would you rather die than move there?

Tap tap tap. Enhance.

Thank for that 2nd graders essay on MAD.

Completely ignoring your simplistic elementary school view of nuclear weapons, which you apparently share with our President Elect, thieves break into houses of gun fanatics ALL THE TIME.

It’ll die down once Trump takes over. Doubt he’ll do anything newsworthy once in office.

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

Is... is there any support, outside Donald Trump’s warped mind, for an expanded nuclear arsenal?

Is... is there any support, outside Donald Trump’s warped mind, for an expanded nuclear arsenal? I could see support for modernizing the arsenal. But growing it? I don’t even think the GOP can get behind that. It’s not cheap to maintain the nuclear force, and we get literally zip-doodly-nothing out of creating a…

Inb4 “Gawker media surprisingly keeps trashing Trump and idk why waaah!” triggered posts

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.