His act is tired. Much like many of the left over Gawker commenters.

Chew on it for as long as you need, the point is apt.

Yeah, but you know....KNOW...that finger stinks.

Troof. Kids do dumb shit. Let kids do dumb shit. Don’t ruin someone to satisfy the false outragers.

“I have no intention of pulling your scholarship over this.”

Im sure the five people watching were super offended.

Yeah! But if you watch it backwards it shows her headbutting his hand and I mean he is a running back after all.

“It felt like there was no videocamera in the room so I just made shit up.”

I’d be happy to hit him. You know, for context...

It’s amazing how they coudl these athletes.

But anyway, it worked: Thiel not only succeeded in shuttering our sister site, but created a durable blueprint for any future angry billionaire who’d like to destroy news he doesn’t like.

jezebel fanboys/girls will always make me laugh

So this is written purely to get comments, yes?

For some reason reading some of the comments on this post made me think of Kate Beaton’s Straw Feminists in the Closet comics.

Why is this shitty article on deadspin?

Honest question about Syria. What are we supposed to do exactly that we aren’t already (donating to relief causes and maybe take in refugees)? Overthrow Assad militarily and start a war with Russia? Back the rebels of whom we determined about 10 people might not be a crazy, fanatical, religiously intolerant wack…

“Dude, I was just scratching it.”

Oh man, I wish I didn’t have a penis so I wouldn’t be the root evil of everything on Earth ever.

AHAHAHAHA. You and your kind are the absolute worst. If you actually believe that a list of men who took responsibility for wrong doing is short, and that the majority of men are evil, then I just feel bad for you.

Its almost like this site hates men? Those bat-shit crazy females.