Is this a smart move for their careers? Probably. Is it selfish as hell? Probably. Maybe not so much for Fournette since he’s technically injured, but for McCaffrey, definitely. As the team’s best player, they’re counting on you. Not everyone on that sideline is going pro like you. For many of those guys, this is…

Is it that her character is a piece of human garbage? I feel like it’s a major factor.

This will gain steam for a few years until bowl sponsors start bitching about not having the best quality of games and the NCAA will bow down to the almighty dollar and figure out a way to force players to play.

Solid list, though you are missing the epitome of the genre:

i’m pretty sure there is and wouldn’t be surprised. Because as we all know. The American Conference #4 and Sun Belt #6 need to have their bowl game. We can have 42 bowl games this year (including the championship game) but we can’t have an 8 team playoff bracket.

As an LSU fan, I didn’t hear a single peep from our fans about LF7's departure, he gave LSU plenty.

This just shows these boys have a lot of quit in them. Caution tape for all those NFL teams 

Excellent call by both players. This ensures they’ll each be as healthy as possible when they get back to work on their chronic traumatic encephalopathy next fall.

Not sure what it is about McCaffrey but he sure has grit, wouldn’t expect such a selfish decision out of a high motor guy like that.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

NOT GOING TO BE PLAYING IN NEBRASKA THEN BOYS. SHOULDA CHECKED THAT EGO AT THE DOOR.

The Lowest Common Denominator

My next HBO project is a one woman show about the intersection of Harambe and rape culture in the age of Uber

pretty huge oversight

Now we have three good quarterbacks and we are proud of all of them.

Hillary Clinton

I wanna punch that vulnerability guy in his pussy.

I support you all the way on this gusty call Coach O’Brien. It was the right call and don’t ever cave to public pressure and admit otherwise.

“Obviously, I think there’s been a common denominator throughout the season of our offensive struggles. Certainly, not saying it’s me, but we need to sit down and we need to figure out what that common denominator is and continue to progress as an offense.”

As a guy that wears stubble well beyond the Shave By date, someone please get this schmuck a fucking razor.