Weird, most people have no problem riding a Siemian to a strong finish.

Meanwhile, Aqib Talib was disappointed in his own play, leading to a bizarre recreation of the “Edward Norton beating himself up” scene from Fight Club.

It got even better!!!!!

Related: This is the best fan sign I’ve ever seen.

Where are the natives slicing up carrots and onions into the pot while making sure Elliott ladles it all over himself?

“He rang my bell and did the same thing to me.”

NFL Media records on a fucking phone.

I bet that scared the shit out of the stripper Jerry was hiding in there for the postgame.

Sources: Elliott will be fined for prop celebration and suspended 4 games for using pot

Apparently, no one caught anything

Let me know the first time OBJ makes a “spectacular catch” without the gloves. I hate to break it to NY Giants fans, but plenty of receivers can make those catches with tacky WR gloves. OBJ is a great receiver, no doubt, but he’s not as good as he thinks and the NY media market makes him out to be. Especially with…

- Dez Bryant

From one hand to no hands, OBJ can really do it all.

This is so 2016, amirite?

I’ll write it this week:

Are these schools going to look at the emails of the women’s teams to determine if they do it to (I venture to guess they do)?

You sound like a really fun person to hang out with.

How long until we start combing through private Hotmail messages?

“Love a good meat slab.”

God fucking kill me. This shit is so fucking ridiculous. Let college students be idiots in private. It’s okay. I promise.