Spring is the best season, because it offers relief after the worst season, which is clearly winter. Spring means snow melts and plants pop up. Birds start chirping their asses off, and everything COMES ALIVE. How can anyone disagree that this is the best season?

Winter is the worst season, and I am confused by all these deluded people. Maybe they all live in the south or something where it only snows a couple times a year?

Yeah the first part of winter is wonderful obvs because new snow and Christmas and I get to take time off work and stay home drinking whiskey and hot chocolate.

OMG me too. I would try to check out every angle of her hair on Parks & Rec because it’s so rare to see someone with thin hair on screen. Pretty much every morning I say to myself “I haven’t got hair, I have feathers” like Honey in Notting Hill.

As a fellow thinner-haired person (who also never looked good in bangs for that reason), I love Rashida Jones SO MUCH for not wearing wigs and weaves. There’s a lot of pressure in Hollywoo to have fantastic hair, real or not!

I’m really torn about this issue. On the one hand, I have friends who have been sex workers. They have been white, middle class women who chose to get into it to make a few extra dollars, to make an income when they lost their jobs, to put themselves through school, etc.

That is something I’ve noticed a lot with mainstream feminism: it’s less pro-woman and more anti-men.

I’ve found that”hey, wanna throw a load in me?” works every time.

“The kid is watching a show; quick, lock the door!”

The illustration is epic.

My ex liked to show me he was in the mood by randomly whipping out his junk and standing somewhere in my vicinity until I stopped whatever I was doing and noticed his jiggly parts hanging out of his pants.
He wasn’t much for subtlety.

I don’t shop a lot on Modcloth (okay, I bought a ring today) but the outfit in that headliner photo (which I’m assuming is from the Jazz Age Lawn Party) is totally adorable.

Leave my swiss chard Alone!!!!!! Or I shall be forced to fart in your general direction !!!! Nomnomnomnom( also equal rights for Kale, Cabbage and all funky Asian greens that I was lucky enough to ACTUALLY cultivate in my garden this year)

I feel like people have been making the same arguments as the Washington Post salad person for like 15 years. Dur. We all know dressing can be full of calories and iceberg lettuce is basically water.

If I order a salad out, I have to get dressing on the side. They put so much! The lettuce is bobbling around in it like a cork on a fishing pole!

Beets are to be loved, not merely tolerated. Hmph.

Salad is the only thing I can eat in the middle of the day that won’t put me to sleep. Also, I gag when people put so much dressing on that it turns into lettuce soup. Perhaps we can just start by educating the salad deli guys that when we say “just a little dressing” it does not mean pour half a bottle on top while I…

I am a big proponent of You Do You weddings/spend whatever you want because it’s not MY money so whatever, man, but...do you really need/want the photobooth? Or has this just become part of the expectation at weddings now so you’re doing it without thinking about it? When I see $1200 I also see MORE FOOD AND BOOZE so…

I’m a wedding vendor (a florist) and the answer is actually, kind of, #6. Every bride (yes, even the lentil brides) has a vision for her wedding, and we have no idea what that is until we talk to you. Like your example of 8 succulent boutonnieres— off the top of my head, I’d quote you $45/each. But if I told you that…

I’d love to find the right guy and get married, but no WAY am I going through the rigamarole of planning a wedding. If future Mr. Dashley isn’t down for a quickie wedding with just the closest of family members and friends on a beach somewhere in Mexico, he can marry someone else. All of this sounds like my worst…