I use a Divacup, and I think this is stupid. I don't need any help figuring out when to empty it and I don't need to be told via phone what color my menstrual blood is when I can just look directly at it. And the fact that the sensor has to be outside your body is going to be a problem for a lot of people. Some like…

Nope, not gonna do that! I'd like to sleep tonight.

I wish my stomach was this flat!

Oh my god I am terrified of spiders and I have no words for this story. It's horrifying.

One summer night as I was drifting off to sleep I felt some kind of zapping sensation on my sternum. Then I felt something moving in my shirt. Confused and half-asleep, I put my hand on the outside of my shirt to see what it was and it stung me again on my hand. At this point I was jumping around on the bed flapping…

lol you guys are making me queasy!

Whenever they switch to the middle name you always know they are either getting a divorce or hoping to get engaged. Or they're a teacher and don't want their students finding them!

I think most people who don’t like vegetables just don’t know how to cook. I wouldn’t want to eat boiled broccoli or pureed winter squash either. But pretty much any vegetable is awesome when you roast it and sprinkle it with salt, pepper, lemon juice, and spices. Soups loaded with veggies are pretty good too. And you…

I have fine hair and I wore my hair in a bun for years and now I have those bald spots. Now I wear it in a looser bun and secure it at the base with smaller plastic clips so I don't have to pull the elastic or the hair so tight.

Yeah I wish I had known about this years ago because I have bald spots over my temples now.

Lucky you! In reality I would probably waste a lot of time but ideally, I would start off by cleaning (maybe even doing some deep fall cleaning if it's not too hot still) and get some cut flowers and burn some candles, because time off is so much nicer when your living quarters are spiffed up. Then I would go to a…

Why do these stock photos always show the engagement ring on the right hand? Don't most cultures who use rings wear them on the left? I know this one is the left but I keep seeing pictures where it's on the right.

I take care of old people and I have seen a couple guys whose foreskins were too tight and would constantly roll back and cause pain (especially if they have a catheter). And pretty much every uncut guy I've ever taken care of won't wash his own junk properly but also freaks the fuck out when you try to clean under…

I love the white gauzy tee shirts with the sparklies on them. I would totally wear that with jeans and a velvet blazer or something. And I love whatever hats they have on that make them look like someone poured glitter on their heads (or maybe that's actually what happened?).

“Truth is, as I’ve gotten older, I’ve gained 15 pounds and my body has changed.”

My cat's name is Birdie.

We were told that condoms are ineffective at preventing HIV transmission because the latex has "pores" that are bigger than the virus. Which left me wondering what the point in using a condom was if you were on the pill, since most of the other STDs could be cured with a round of antibiotics.

I work in a nursing home and reading this was like talking to someone with dementia. It's been 8 years and I've muddled though so many conversations at work that sometimes I question my own mind. Like sometimes we get a new patient and I'm like, "is this person alert and oriented or not? I can't really tell!" and that…

Felina. They come in a lot of different sizes, they're pretty (not just beige industrial-strength things) and they're sturdier than they look. Plus they fit me really well. I am very short from the waist up and a lot of bras have cups that are too tall (like it goes up to my armpit), and straps that are way too long.

I sincerely believed that my boobs were saggy when I was 21. Then several years later I happened upon a "movie" that my now-husband and I made at that age and they were DEFINITELY not saggy at all. I couldn't believe I actually thought that. They were perfect!