his abs. and coming out. and his abs.

I'm definitely not a Jonas fan, but I do have to say that was one of the most insightful and level-headed celebrity interviews I've read in a long time.

You're right that this behavior is not mature, or to be emulated, but sometimes I think we shame humans for being ... human, and flawed. The only way to really connect with someone involves all parties being able to talk about the dumb, regrettable shit they've done in moments of weakness.

And damn yo, we BOTH have prehensile tails now!

I'm very pleased with my new cloaca too. Not to mention my shiny exoskeleton!

PETA makes me want to morph into a tyrannosaur and eat all the animals on Earth, even non-food animals like hippos and seagulls, just to spite them.

I have wings AND gills?!?

What if I don't have a man to drive me? I'll just stay home then. Forever. Or at least until a man comes and rescues me from the terrors of driving my own car.

This should bring the curtains down on her career.

Well Ray J was the one that wouldn't get out of her seat.

He also pissed off a ton of people by supporting Pro-Choice in Texas, rock your crocs, bro, we got your back.

So, I guess his wife is cool with him getting randoms pregnant and then fighting for custody of the kids?

Can we talk about how this side by side of the FOB boys and the One Direction boys has done more to make me feel old than anything else in the past 5 years?

It's called thin white girl hair. I've got a lot of hair, but I've also got this terrible affliction. It's just something you can't get rid of, no matter how much product and ironing you use.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA x infinity

When that person is digging up your daughter's corpse (almost literally) to do it and posting it over the news... I'm giving her a pass here. Open letter appropriateness sustained in the courtroom of LaComtesse.

Thanks hellosunshine. That is what I was thinking and yeah, you are right, we all deserve better. We are proud, self-loving team Jezzies! Hope you have a great Sunday.

That's awfully victim-blamey of you.