Born and raised in Dallas and I had to chuckle at this.

Wait, Austin is turning into a mini San Francisco with the gays and the feminazis? Did he not get the memo when he moved here? (Ignoring the rest of it because duh.)

Spencer! She's yelling at Heidi about it, I think this is right before the latter moved out. Related: The Hills is on Netflix for viewing pleasure.

If you think I won't be buying this week's issue of Us Weekly, you are wrong and a sucky person.

So that's kind of terrifying to scroll down and see.

I KNOW.

See also: The third Wilson brother.

The divorce proceedings are expected to move smoothly thanks to California's A-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH statute.

My mother's the same way. Have a cry, then go to the gym? Your face will end up being red anyway so no one will notice the cry face :)

He looks like a very fit muppet.

Never forget.

Well, I, for one, am in COMPLETE AND UTTER DISBELIEF that Mitt Romney would... oh, I can't even finish it.

My husband's on Total Fark, so thankfully he understands my excitement!

No wonder Uncle Si has such a working knowledge of current popular songs.

Holy shit, I'm out of grey for this thread? I feel so... powerful.

"I'm havin' a RAW-ASS TIME with my husband!" Aidy Bryant is delightful.