I’ll call that an upgrade from just having a person drive a Tesla there, a guy in a robot suite pretending to be a robot, or Elon smashing the bullet proof windows on stage. At least this time the vaporware will remain vapor. 

I bet it’ll have one of these guys.

Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s Disrupting making actual things!

I’m fine with them paying for shitty tesla insurance and then getting denied coverage lol.

They've taken MULTIPLE shots at BYU for polygamy and homophobia

Manufacture a vehicle that is heavy enough that you can avoid some safety requirements since it is classified as a heavy duty truck and then act surprised when an insurer wants to insure it as a commercial vehicle.  

Can’t drive it or sell it. Love the car though! 

I very rarely side with insurance companies but in this case I don’t blame Geico.

At first this seems hilarious but these are the types of assholes that would drive around with no insurance.

Normally I’d laugh, but now I’m worried that Cyberfail drivers will move here to Virginia so they can continue driving their sharp-edged monstrosities.

Another unusably fast, unobtainably expensive supercar that will almost exclusively be purchased by middle eastern oil barons and stored indefinitely with delivery miles in a sealed warehouse. The writeup/article is good and I don’t want to discount that, but man it is hard to care about new releases like this.

Look at the books little Tammy is holding - way past her reading level.

Imagine doing this instead of just not shooting innocent people.

Pump and dump. Pump and dump.

Ladies and gentlemen, the robotaxi you’ve all been waiting for!!

A delayed image would be much worse than no image at all. At least if you know your camera’s busted, you aren’t relying on it. The thought that I could be looking at an image, but not a current image, is pretty disturbing.

I think a mailing list of every one of these 27,000 customers is just the thing ExtenZe needs to beat 4th quarter sales expectations.

In equally plausible news, George R.R. Martin’s “The Winds of Winter” is also coming out next week.

Come on, as a slideshow... really, Jalopnik? 

Somehow I see more of these monstrosities every week where I live and yet I just laugh and laugh at every piece of news about how broken they are and shake my head about how many deeply gullible people there are to buy them.