Tesla engineers take note: this is the result of a vehicle that was properly designed to be rugged and reliable. Meanwhile, a Cybertruck is bricked after splashing through an inch deep puddle.

Meanwhile, Cybertrucks brick from going through a car wash. 😂

Fun fact- the H2 which was too big for our roads is dwarfed by modern pickups. Yay progress!

It does not make your vehicle autonomous.

I’ve never been more happy to have crippling anxiety and agoraphobia

In other words, massive combustible unstable tanks are about to start careening through the streets with reckless abandon beyond control.

Hummer H2 (and the others really). Enough said.

Please... let’s stop pretending that any $300,000 car “justifies its price.” Let’s stop running YouTube videos about “why this Rolls Royce is worth $500,000.” Let’s not insult anyone’s intelligence by suggesting that there is some sort of “value” in a million dollar Bugatti or Lamborghini.

Hard to be objective when every fiber in your body wants you to tell people to run far far away from a product. There’s the subjective parts like looks and Elon’s politics but they will likely have objective issues such as delivery and the bugs they’ve had in 2000 miles, if this thing keeps up the pace like the problem…

Absolutely. Some of the lobotomies weren’t recent.

I look forward to reading them tie themselves into knots trying to be “fair” about something objectively terrible. Presumably the review won’t mention how a significant number of people will be laughing at you while you’re driving it and (most likely correctly) assume you’re an awful person due to endorsing Elon Musk…

102k for that delivery experience is absolutely hilarious. Do they have anybody that works there that has not had a recent lobotomy? 

Way more lo-fi, but BNL’s cover of Lovers in a Dangerous Time has them playing from the back of a bricknose F-150 driving around Scarborough.

Exactly. Some might say that him doing that would be wildly illegal, but I say it is only illegal if there is even a slightest chance of him ever being successfully prosecuted and convicted over it. I think we all know that Muskrat is effectively above the law at this point.

Bingo, he’s going to order another “employee audit” and fire everyone who doesn’t pledge fealty to his perverse politics.

...Yet. Until Mr. Freespeech starts siccing his internal “security” team on them to investigate, doxx, and fire them.

Spoken like someone whose kids hate him almost as much as Elon’s do. Those cars and simping for Elon won’t fill the gaping empty hole in your lonely life, bro.

It’s almost impressive that you manage to be so condescending while also being so deeply and fundamentally sad.

Tesla owners are denying Elon now? Who do they think they are, his kids?!

Another sycophantic cult member. You all know he’s not going to share his money with you no matter how much you lick his boots anonymously in comment sections, right?