hellosparky
HelloSparky
hellosparky

There is nothing this man and his dogshit companies won’t destroy.

1985 Nissan Stanza bought in 1999 for $800. God that thing was awful.

Driving any Tesla screams “I’m a fucking idiot, look at meeeee!”

Well great, now I have to be embarrassed that I drive a Hyundai. I like it fine, but I can comfortably say it’s my last one, guess my next car will be a Lucid or a Volvo.

Boeing planes are manufactured with all the safety, attention, and care of a Cybertruck.

I look forward to their inevitable looming extinction. In ten years, we’re going to look at them the way we look at Crystal Pepsi now.

Mazda MX-30. Who wants an EV that only gets about 100 miles per charge?

Galling that Musk is somehow bragging about how the dumpster “car” wasn’t completely destroyed despite the explosion when they’re prone to spontaneous combustion even unintentionally and everyone initially naturally assumed it blew up on its own because that’s what they do.

Fix It Again, Tony.

Surprised to see the Rivian on here, their reputation has generally been better than that. Is it specific to this one model (as the list suggests) or are their more horror stories out there in general than I’ve been made to believe?

Didn’t even have to click through to know which party he is in and... yup.

I know it’s early days, but Rivian seems like it’s turning out to be what Tesla pretends to be.

Just once I’d love to see a lefty politician describe rural areas like the fascist-in-chief describes his perverse version of urban areas. Point out that they’re riddled with drugs, hardly anyone works, people are fat and lazy and unhealthy and preach about being independent while living off the government, their

Boycott red states, all companies based there, and all products that come from there. Don’t move there, don’t travel there, don’t buy anything from there. Boycott them all.

The perfect metaphor for humanity: Causing death and destruction on a distant world before we even manage to set foot there.

Just wait until the incoming regime unleashes cars with dysfunctional FSD next year... no pedestrian, driver, or passenger anywhere will be safe!

I will never understand how literally tens of millions of people gave him a pass on letting the economy collapse by ignoring a pandemic. Do people really think the entirety of 2020 and all the desperation, misery, and death somehow doesn’t count?

Unfortunately they’ll kill a lot of the rest of us along the way.

According to who?

Unfortunately when they all also lose their health care and disability payments and when they can’t afford to eat because import prices are too high and there are no immigrants left to pick what we produce, the half of Americans that decided to go MAGA don’t have the capacity for causal reasoning and self-reflection