Choosing a Cybertruck for transportation has become the automotive equivalent to choosing Trump for president. On the surface, it seems like a bad joke, an affront to both common sense and pragmatic decision-making. Just as selecting Trump may symbolize a rejection of traditional political norms and rational…

Because these are people who buy for attention, not to do truck stuff. Same folks who wear clothes with massive logos.

Well there's only so many tribal tattooed armband douchebags buying these and soon the number will run out 🤔

It wont take long to fill this niche and sales drop like a rock.  It is priced way higher than it was supposed to, has much less range, and is turning out to be built like crap.  Resale is already below MSRP and will continue to go down fast.  

Austin Healeys are awesome.  I have a Sprite that I drive everywhere.  Anyone that doesn't know thinks it is a MG or Triumph.  Also some people think it is an Aston Martin when you tell them it is an Austin Healey...

So Boss, don’t call me, I can’t go,

♫ Got no insurance, state sent me a bill ♫

DAMN IT! I always forget the feather to bricks conversion factor!!! 

This is the first thing I thought of.

♫ You load 16 tons, what do you get ♫

Revoke the license of this idiot. Signs shouldn’t even be needed to have a modicum of sense to not drive a massive truck — ALSO filled with tons of rock -- over an old wooden bridge.

Looks like a re-bodied Miata (??) except the front wheels are WAY far forward of the windshield.  So they extended the wheelbase forward?

Back in the late 80s/early 90s some guy in my town had a notchback Trans Am like this one. If I recall correctly only about 700 were made. I always thought it was an improvement over the big glass hatch.

“Still love the car,” he said, as he bled profusely from where the door carved a gash in his femoral artery, and where the drunk lopped off his fingers.

It sucks, but you are correct.  I grew up vacationing in St. Petes Beach and I want to take my kids there but ain’t no way, ain’t no how.

THIS

Probably also to hide their shame by not allowing the public to know that they made a dumb purchase when they talk about all the problems they’re having. And also to protect their false god mElon. 

In other hilarious Cybertruck news, the cybertruck subreddit went private because they couldn’t handle the criticism anymore. Truly hilarious. 

“Still love the car though!” -Muskian cult members no matter how he scams them

It’s Florida: Don’t travel there, don’t move there, don’t buy anything from there. Boycott that dysfunctional fascist hellscape.