1st gear: So in other words, we can add “driving/walking” to the list of things that will kill us all in 2025 along with “eating food,” “drinking water,” and “going anywhere expecting not to be shot or infected with a deadly virus.”

How about this: Don’t buy American cars. Boycott US manufacturers entirely. Just as most people wouldn’t buy a make based in Russia or a model assembled in North Korea, decent people should avoid purchasing any big-ticket items like vehicles--including EVs--from this fascist country. (You won’t be missing much in…

Makes one wonder how many times the federal government is going to be recalled now that he’s in charge of that.

Teslas are deathtraps and everyone buying one is signing their own death certificate and funding fascism.

Can’t wait for all the Michiganders whining when the auto industry completely collapses under the weight of reprisal tariffs (even though they’ll just end up blaming immigrants for their problems anyway).

The Democratic Party should issue one single statement to the American people in early 2028:

Because it’s not actually about the money for them - it’s about pure racist hatred of immigrants and expressing that in every way possible.

It’s absolutely hilarious that anyone thinks Elon actually cares about Tesla.

This goes for the people of Michigan too. You’ll get exactly what you wanted, good fucking luck.

Or immigrants. Or trans teenagers. Or Hunter’s laptop.

The problems are that the electoral college doesn’t actually reflect the wishes of the people and that a TON of Americans really REALLY hate women (especially women who aren’t white).

This is human trafficking, right? Elon technically committed human trafficking?

The kind of person who would rent a Cybertruck is EXACTLY the kind of person who would destroy it living out some Fast and Furious fantasy because they can’t control their emotional impulses and want to see themselves as some kind of vigilante hero.

Agree except for one thing - with a CT they absolutely can get away from you, all they need to do is go over a small puddle or into a car wash.

Don’t do this - this is terrorism.

He’s perverse and twisted - regardless of whether he is stone stupid or actually a genius who acts like a buffoon to facilitate his evil goals, he lives in a parallel version of reality of his own creation where up is down, left is right, and freedom is slavery.

“Still love the truck though!” -Muskrats

Yes we do, because they would be run competently. They perform necessary national security roles and should be run by the government (and certainly not by an enemy oligarch).

Nationalize his companies. Now.

There’s a sucker born every minute, and in America, there are a LOT of suckers. Our system is geared toward ensuring that evil wins and profits. Always.