I am not looking forward to the next four years of life in this country becoming dominated by the inevitable petty love/hate psychodrama between these two oligarchical lunatics.

I’m assuming his response to the extremely low clearance and inability to get over even the slightest bump is that he’ll come out again in four years when they still have nothing and promise that the Ruboven is going to fly, actually. In just three years, just you wait!

I hope he’s referring to Jill Stein, a walking talking grift in herself.

Frankly I preferred the original.

They do and would, but then he’ll just throw a fit and blame government regulation for his failures rather than his own stupidity.

That’s a subway - you’re describing a subway. Which is why we’ve had them for over 100 years: Unlike that cockamamie tunnel, it’s a model that actually works.

None of these things are actually mean to exist, which is why there are no details: They’re just meant to make gullible rubes go “ooh, aah” and pump the stock the next day and keep the grift afloat a little longer.

Sure the stock is tanking after everyone collectively began to realize that the emperor has no clothes and is just hocking miracle tonics, but I guess they don’t realize that it’s more of a Shelbyville idea.

Yup - nothing long term, just vague outlandish promises to try to pump the stock for the next day after which it can quickly be dumped.

This event was so weird. It was amateurish with awkward pauses, off-topic visuals, a complete absence of anything new or specific, and wild promises based on nothing, including how Optimus will cause “everyone to have everything.” Positively Trumpian. They rolled out some prototypes capable of trundling slowly around…

Yup, I guess that’s why I thought of it - an ‘87 Stanza was my first car, bought used with high mileage for $700, but it did the job for someone who was just barely 16.

If it’s Elon, it’s always a grift, all the moreso if he can grift desperate struggling people.

The Nissan Stanza. Gotta work really hard to make the Ford Taurus look exciting, but they did it.

Florida ingenuity in action! DeSantis is going to have a LOT of blood on his hands.

They may start to realize it, but it won’t stop them since they all just assume/know that when their poor decisions catch up with them, Uncle Sam and taxpayers in every other state will just end up bailing them out (even though we shouldn’t).

Unfortunately it still means they make money hand over fist.

Just wait until a manned SpaceX rocket goes full Challenger - it is inevitable.

Breaking News: One of the “renders” of a future Tesla vehicle just leaked.

How much longer are investors going to continue propping up this company’s stock when the emperor shows again and again that he has no clothes?

It’s almost as if there’s a theme to these grand unveilings.