Unfortunately it still means they make money hand over fist.

Just wait until a manned SpaceX rocket goes full Challenger - it is inevitable.

Breaking News: One of the “renders” of a future Tesla vehicle just leaked.

How much longer are investors going to continue propping up this company’s stock when the emperor shows again and again that he has no clothes?

It’s almost as if there’s a theme to these grand unveilings.

The premiums would be insane because Tesla itself knows what an utter piece of junk it has made.

Fellow Virginian here - I’m already disturbed that I’ve seen a few of these monstrosities on our roads in the last few weeks.

Of course not, why would any company insure one of these combustible dysfunctional death traps?

It’s all a pump and dump scheme. Tesla is a meme stock - the emperor has no clothes.

Imagine doing this instead of just not shooting innocent people.

So that’s five in a year - Elon has five going with three months left in this year. At this pace, he can do it!

Maybe not even a marionette, maybe he’ll go back to the guy-dressed-as-a-robot that they unveiled initially to the rubes.

Somehow I see more of these monstrosities every week where I live and yet I just laugh and laugh at every piece of news about how broken they are and shake my head about how many deeply gullible people there are to buy them.

Cut to: A shoddy “unveiling” of something that doesn’t come close to meeting his lofty promises and propped up by gimmicks and then incessant bullying of anyone who dares to point out that this twisted emperor has no clothes.

Probably not by much, but at least the bros will have some vague instinct toward self-preservation.

In other words, massive combustible unstable tanks are about to start careening through the streets with reckless abandon beyond control.

Hummer H2 (and the others really). Enough said.

I’ve seen a handful lately in northern Virginia and it’s galling every single time. Too many people with more money than common sense.

I wonder how they’ll factor in limb loss and the various slices and smashings one gets from regular use.

Deep BNL cuts? Sir, you are speaking my language! Well played.