No love for the 1976 Gran Torino in the Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week” video? Know they’re a bunch of goofy Canadian dads and not the coolest guys, but there’s a classic hood slide in that video.

Bingo, he’s going to order another “employee audit” and fire everyone who doesn’t pledge fealty to his perverse politics.

I often wonder between norovirus and the many many other mishaps one hears about cruises (along with the management of said cruises), why anyone would ever choose to take one at all, let alone jettison your whole life for one.

And here I was assuming it was a Civic Si with an after-market spoiler or maybe an IROC if you were really feeling yourself.

Spoken like someone whose kids hate him almost as much as Elon’s do. Those cars and simping for Elon won’t fill the gaping empty hole in your lonely life, bro.

Or space prison!

It’s almost impressive that you manage to be so condescending while also being so deeply and fundamentally sad.

So you’re just slobbering over him for fun then? That’s not sad at all.

Capitalism doing exactly what it’s designed to do: Handsomely rewarding the worst and most vicious and rapacious figures in the system.

Another sycophantic cult member. You all know he’s not going to share his money with you no matter how much you lick his boots anonymously in comment sections, right?

It’s a cult.

Tesla is a meme stock just like Twitter and Neuralink.

Elon unleashed his army of sycophants and trolls early today I see.

Don’t buy these deathtraps under any circumstances. They’re unstable, dangerous, and buying one simply funds a fascist oligarch.

We live in hell. There truly is a sucker born every minute. We’re surrounded by idiots.

Well played, you deserve your stars.

I’ve always had a personal fondness for Austin-Healeys but no one else ever talks about them, and then I got interested in the sort-of relative “Enigma” by Mazda (although I’m not British and don’t have one). Does no one else know or do they just not interest anyone else?

That’s exactly what the self-appointed ultimate arbiter of “free speech” thinks it means: The freedom to post hate and nonsense as long as none of it is critical of him, the broken toys he sells, or his personal obsessions and grudges in any way.

Also a mental health exam since that’s bound to be questionable at best if a person is trying to buy one of these hunks of junk.

“Still love the car though!” -Muskian cult members no matter how he scams them