It wouldn’t be Texas if they weren’t doing the single most wasteful regressive thing possible. Encouraging more traffic and pollution to own the libs.

Why, it’s almost as if a real truck is built to withstand punishment that an awkwardly folded piece of tinfoil can’t or something.

In America, there’s a sucker born every minute. And all of them are on Twitter.

Counterpoint: He is smart in exactly zero ways, he is a conman and a snake oil salesman who got rich marketing the ingenuity of others.

It’s not funny to mock the tragic death of Optimus Prime. Put some respect on his name.

Especially when you’re an absolute lunatic who would rather be broadcasting conspiracy theories and indulging in petty beefs than actually running any of those companies.

Welp, these people are as good as dead. Why anyone would choose to trust this maniac’s technology with no fail-safe 870 miles from Earth with zero oxygen in some kind of experiment in real space is beyond comprehension.

Savor the peelies.

That’s because these monstrosities aren’t allowed to be washed or get wet in any way without falling apart.

They deserve to take a bath on this for funding his lunacy, but sadly we all know that they’ll just end up passing off the losses on the economy writ large and we’ll all end up paying the price for subsidizing him.

Money can’t buy you taste. One only has to look at the houses with gaudy Victorian style gates and gold accents all over everything to see that.

The headline is needlessly clickbaity, but you gotta admire Ukrainian creativity and ingenuity.

It is.

“Buddy, it’s not your fault your shitty truck is falling apart around you.”

That assumes he has the mental capability to “plan” rather than just act on his impulses.

I’m sure this judge, following the examples of right wing idols like Clarence Thomas, will be happy to accept checks or sacks of cash from Musk right in the courtroom. It’s Texas after all, so there are no laws.

Exactly why he wants all of his companies to be based there.

As we all know about Elon, his personal hang-ups will always come above the best interests of his companies.

Who is the CEO of GM right now and who does he/she support in the next election? I honestly have no idea, but I would bet some old white dude named John.

Be sure to air your dirty laundry and show your whole ass on the Internet as well. Sage advice.