He’s counting on Trump winning and ordering that every single federal government vehicle be junked and replaced with a Cybertruck to put money in Elon’s pocket at the taxpayers’ expense.

It’s too bad he’s going to end up horrifying rich no matter what he bungles and destroys, but it’s still nice to see the invisible hand of the market slapping him around.

It’s pure tribalism against their own interests, it’s not based on anything other than wanting to be contrary and say no to whatever the prevailing wisdom is no matter how well-founded.

I don’t remember the driving in Oklahoma specifically, but as someone who has visited all 50 states, I regularly tell people who ask that Oklahoma is the absolute worst state all things considered.

Maryland. It’s a lynchpin for the Northeast corridor and the stretch from DC to Delaware is interminable; it’s one of those places with people with many different driving styles getting in each other’s way, from aggressive New Yorkers and New Jerseyans to southerners going north while having little idea how to…

Since pointing out that people with certain behaviors are weird is a familiar thing now, it’s well worth pointing out that starting in about 2022 or so when Elon began wilding out and showing his backside, Teslas became exclusively for weird people. Hardly anyone normal has bought one since.

Most of his companies are based entirely on taxpayer subsidies: We pay for SpaceX through massive government contracts and we subsidize his obsolete cars through subsidies. The main reason Twitter is in worse shape is because that’s the only one of his mismanaged tentacles we aren’t paying for through taxes.

If they focused on that, they wouldn’t have given him the largest payday in history while he grinds Tesla into dust. They’re all drug buddies and sycophantic cult members, they’ll do whatever he wants.

It’s all a shell game, when is the FTC going to start cracking down on him?

These idiots are so entitled - they honestly think that because the corrupt Supreme Court declared the president to be beyond the reach of any law that they’re also allowed to break any law, any rule, do anything as long as it’s in service of worshiping their cult leader.

Why, it’s almost as if most people don’t want to pay $50,000 for a MAGA hat on wheels or something.

They’re also both people who were born rich and remained so despite a litany of bad decisions and propped themselves up by marketing other people’s ingenuity and innovation.

All his insane misbehavior, incompetence, and bigotry doesn’t seem to affect the stock price anyway so he figures he might as well continue to wild out.

Yup, another desperate plea for attention from Mr. LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!

And millions of bros in the cult do it without thought.

They share the same commitment to create a white ethnostate. Elon is giving him $45 million a month for the election: It’s like Musk is giving the money to himself. Musk isn’t a natural-born citizen, so he’s not eligible to be president, but I’m sure the MAGA Supreme Court will sign off on it anyway if he wants to run.

He’s just like Trump, they just make shit up on the spot and somehow millions of delusional cult members believe them.

He’ll never let go, Tesla is the only thing that makes him relevant and keeps him in the public eye no matter how much he mismanages it.

It’s beyond comprehension that no matter how often Elon’s promises are proven to be delusional lies that never get fulfilled, no matter how insane and bigoted his behavior is, and how dysfunctional his products are, it never seems to tank the stock price the way it should. Capitalism in a nutshell I guess.

It’s a shining (well, rusty) symbol of bigotry and abject stupidity, so I’m guessing this will go on for awhile.