It will be such a relief when our species’ cursed time finally expires. We have earned our inevitable fate. I can’t wait!

It’s literally impossible for people like this, they insist on shoving their insane views down everyone’s throats 24/7/365.

Begging for forgiveness for forgetting Dean Cain and Tim Allen as well.

“I don’t have Stockholm Syndrome, master Elon told me I don’t!” -CT owners, probably

These things are death traps in literally every conceivable way. They slice, they crush, they careen out of control, they leak, and I’m sure total combustion and explosion is just on the horizon

Sounds like the Daily Wire has found the star of their next embarrassing excuse for a movie... the star power that Dreyfuss, Gina Carano, Jon Voight, and Adam Carolla will bring is incredible!

This just in: Old white man spouts right wing talking points. Up next: Water found to be wet.

Most are toadies and cult members. He’ll get his giant payday and continue to run the company in the ground once he’s got his, jack - everyone else will be left holding the bag.

It boggles the mind why anyone would buy one of these absolute pieces of junk that have zero upsides over, say, a Mach-E or Ioniq.

I know you’re being sarcastic, but except for the part about three halves, this sounds pretty accurate.

Yup, anyone who paid a premium for one of his sketchy unreliable dysfunctional cars is not too bright. But I know, you condescending cult members just can’t be helped.

If it’s anything like the actual Cybertruck, you’re not allowed to wash it.

Those things also have lead in them, so you might want to take them away from your girls. (I’m sure the Tesla mug also sheds lead like you wouldn’t believe).

This whole company is a scam. Elon has simply turned into Trump hocking crappy branded merchandise, so I guess we need to stay tuned for Tesla Steaks, Tesla Vodka, and Tesla University. God help us all.

The problem with stealing a Tesla is that then you have a Tesla: You’re literally stealing a burden that will try to kill you at every turn and that everyone with a brain would mock you for having.

It’s 16 slides.

How about Gilligan’s Island? Yes, it’s silly and basic and went on way too long, but it definitely captured the zeitgeist and was widely enjoyed.

They tried this crap in the mid-90s too:

The greatest trick Marvel could ever pull would be convincing the public that they’re releasing yet another Fantastic Four movie, releasing the cast and making trailers selling ads and the whole thing, and then on release day, putting out the Corman movie instead.

Marvel: We’re going to stop diluting our brand with a bunch of ancillary shows.