I understand the outrage, and EGR I'm a big fan of yours, but we are ALL hypocrites. We are hypocrites when we get outraged about the treatment of children at the border but but clothes made in sweatshops. We are hypocrites when we get upset about animal cruelty but don't care how our meat is grown. No one, and I mean…

2:17 mark of the second vide0- Probably not the best metaphor to use there, Adam.

In Peter's defense, who would read his reporting?

Needs more Detective Chimp.

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Oh, you're just an internet asshole, my bad.

You mean you'd rather everybody else have nothing than you have something you didn't like. If you just want to have nothing for yourself personally, that's quite easy to achieve; just leave before the credits are over. Problem solved, everybody's happy.

I disagree. That distinction goes to either Green Lantern (it makes no sense) or Captain America: The Winter Soldier (pointless and redundant).

By light years, the worst post-credit scene out there.

Parenting. You are doing it right!

No he wrote something on paper so it would have totally just worked out like he planned. Thats how plans work.

That's weird. I was born in Richmond and lived in Vancouver until a couple of months ago, and have recently read all these separate articles. Quick tip: if you don't see any racism in a town, you aren't looking hard enough.

Fine. Then going by your rules, Batman would win because I wrote the scenario, and that's what I, the writer, want him to do.

It might not be healthy, but it does earn me a paycheck. WOOF

You know the parts where people were making fun of Chicago fans? Yeah, you should look in the mirror.

And you are going to march out that being 6'5" is typical? That is the 99.7 percentile for male height and the 99.99th percentile for Females. That means only 3 men in 1000 are that height or taller (even fewer when you average in women) . Seems very possible that 2/1000 people have tailbone injuries.

This is Leonardo's son, a time-hopping turtle named Cable, sent back in time to kill Master Splinter to prevent a horrible apocalyptic future. Weirdly enough, Cable was conceived by Leonardo and April's consciousnesses inhabiting other bodies in the future.

Let's keep things in proportion, here. Liberia has 4 million people. 1,200 are infected. That is .03% of the population. That is bad, but not "OMG we are all gonna die" bad. They do need to get a shit ton of rubber gloves though.

"He's a snake, a gay snake. Not to be trusted."

That golf ball was posing a credible threat to his safety, causing an sense of fear that his life was in imminent danger. A man has every right to protect himself. I bet you liberal Gawker assholes want to ban knives now too? #WhereDoesItEnd