Ouch. I really didn't mean to come across as mansplaining.

Did we just create Leeloo from The Fifth Element?

I am really glad it worked out for you. The key to running for 99% of people is to get healthy and fit.

When you use Jezebel as a place to get your news as opposed to a place to discuss the news then the flaw my dear sir is yours.

Running in the forest is not bad for you. Stepping on a sharp rock or a thorn and getting blood poisoning and dying, on the other hand, is quite bad for you. That's why the human race has been wearing foot coverings for 10s of thousands of years.

"My ancestors shit outside, so I should shit outside."

Good thing those forests weren't paved. That would have been hard on our ancient ancestors' feet.

Yeah, and when Nike runners adopt the same level of myopic douchebaggery that Vibram squawkers do, you'll have a point. Tell me about all the times that you've been told that the Air Max's changed someone's life.

I LOVE this logic- our ancestors millions of ears ago didn't wear shoes to run so why should we? Shoes aren't natural!!! Yeah, neither are eye glasses, we should be more natural and give those up.

People also like to mock other people who fall hook, line, and sinker for a company whose entire purpose for being is scientifically debunked. Isn't it time for you to go and not vaccinate or something?

The Falcon will be safe, thanks to the power of MERCHANDISING.

I dunno where it is on the chart, but the first movie I always think of when talking about being underrated:

I hate the dialog in those films. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it shows up everywhere.

I'd let him stig- my -mata, if you know what I mean.

Can't we cast Jeremy Irons as the cardinal? He looks so fucking hot in a robe. Mmmmmm, ecclesio-porn.

It's easy to defeat a Gaussian gun. If you stand over two standard deviations from the target, there's a 95% chance it will miss you.

Oh, I have read the comics. A lot of them. It is not because it happens in the comics that it should happen in this movie series. It didn't happen exactly in the Ultimate universe (she died but came back), why should it have to happen in the Amazing universe?

The biohazard tattoo was adopted by the gay male population long before "LGBT" was the vogue term for everyone who isn't straight. You won't find nearly as many examples of it among lesbians, bisexuals, or (the mostly straight-identifying) transsexuals. (Saying "LGBT" when you mean gay male is like saying "people of…

I can't imagine what would make you think that. Anyone who has ever sat at a doctor's office and looked around has seen it. Anyone who has ever been to a hospital has seen it. It's been used for decades in film and television. Remember, not everyone shares our individual ignorances.

No, there is no mention of Game Informer in your post, are you replying to the wrong guy?