In defense of every poor student i know “Check your privilege! We can’t afford a dishwasher!” ;)

Sexy pasta?

Only before it leads to sterility it leads to pelvic inflammatory disease, often after YEARS of it not being detected, which can be painful and life threatening so... I don’t know if I’d suggest it as a possible way to reduce “teen” pregnancy.

It helps if you blanch the rose very gently (no boiling) and candy it in purest sugar to top a wedding cake. Ok I don’t remember if that was Purity Ed. or Food Network Challenge.

CAME HERE FOR THIS, WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

So how are Martians reproducing then? Budding? Fission? SPORES?!

OH MY GOD! Just imagine what will happen when she changes her son's sheets/towels in a few!! Uggggg!! I don't want to think about it either, BUT it is a reality!

Well you see, there’s no way our precious little angel teenagers would even know what sex was if those evil liberal teachers didn’t tell them how to do it with their awful sex classes! The teachers say “Sex is a thing! It can be pretty nice, but you have to be careful because you can get pregnant or get a disease if…

It’s so stupid especially because as a child the first thing I would have done was run my mouth to my friends about what they missed when mommy pulled them out of school.

A watched rosebud never spoils. Not if it’s standing up.

I don’t know why they freak out, but I’m dealing with it right now. My fifth grader is in private sex ed classes— we hire a facilitator as a group and she teaches a class with kids and parents present. I’m still torn on it— seems like we could do it ourselves but whatever, it’s not bad. The other parents in it though.…

I stand corrected.

I’m confused; they told us sex was like a beautiful rosebud, which the whole Sunday school class passed around and took turns fingering, and then it was ruined forever? :shrug:

I remember my sex education was good for covering sexually transmitted diseases, methods of contraception, and menstrual products. There was no mention of lesbian/gay sex (aside from something about dental damns) and it was a bit heavy on the “if you have sex you’re going to feel really sad about it if you don’t love…

That’s right, it’s like “....unwrapping a beautiful present to leave only torn paper behind.”

What? What pot of boiling water is just like having sex? What pot of water just boils after you start kissing it? What have I missed? Am I boiling water wrong? Should my hands roam more? More importantly, am I doing sex wrong if no boiling water is involved? Should I be this distressed?

Getting involved in a physical relationship with someone can be like the pot of boiling water. First, you start kissing and then hands start roaming and then, oops! Sex just kind of happens!” you’ve scalded yourself horribly!

I think I would really like it if a band of relevant celebrities got together and made a series of sex ed videos, which they would then advertise online and on TV. If obstinate fossils are going to stop kids from becoming functioning and happy humans, give them a pleasing alternative the laziest of them has heard of.

Tattoos are lame. I amputated three fingers on my left hand after my lover cheated on me.

See, “not your proudest moment” is the story of my life — I love it. My partner and I have fucked with the following on in the background: theme song from a 1970s cartoon on a loop (we noticed after 2 hours); Body of Proof, House, Bones, Devious Maids; NPR’s ISIS coverage (while we commented on how we really ought to…