Good on her for not falling hard for the older boys. To some 16 year old girls, a 20-something guy would be a score. A 20-something guy chasing after 16 year olds, though? It’s kind of skeevy. There are (or at least should be) a lot of maturity miles in between those ages.

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

The cynic in me wonders if that’s really their motivation; a lot of people don’t like homeless people in “their” parks.

Unfortunately, she missed the fine print in the Texas RFRA about how it only applies to feeding the homeless ... to the lions.

Ma’am, if you want to pray, go to church .

It’s all right to be Christian, but cut it out with that actual Christ-Like behavior, you hear?

I have told my niece to never date anyone who’s television is larger than their bookshelf.

So, so strange. Shit, I’ve been in drug dens that have books - or at least a magazine or two.

I babysat for my BIL and SIL once when their firstborn was very young - an emergency thing and of course the special little flower had to be put down in only his own crib so I just went over there. I got him to sleep then sat down to read (I always have a book or Kindle with me). However, I couldn’t read because there…

Absolutely. Reading to children is so important to their development and even at a newborn age there is benefits from pattern/vision books.

My dream house will contain this:

I read that part as “our baby cries when it hears our voices.”

“his mom made him return it because “we don’t have room.”

They don’t have room? Were you sending him home with the Harvard Classics 5 foot shelf? Who doesn’t have room for a Clifford the Big Red Dog book in their home?

If your baby hates being read to, you’re doing it wrong.

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that prevents us for returning it or consigning it

You can literally eat ice cream for dinner.