I’ll be sure to eat an extra helping of soup dumplings in his honor when I’m out doing my Jewish Christmas festivities.

Aw I was hoping we’d get to bash Coco for the fact she was a giant fuckin Nazi

So, what you’re saying is… the real enemy of Christmas… is wifi...

I can believe she drew it (perhaps with a teacher coloring it with her) though it can really go either way. I remember a day in kindergarten where our teacher was showing us easy ways to make different facial features. It was this absolutely revelatory moment for many of us where we realized, “OH MY GOD, THAT’S ALL WE…

You know, the University of Oregon grad program that I’m applying to is kind of my “safety” but now I REALLY WANT TO GO THERE...

Oh my god my parents both forcibly brushed my hair because they didn’t understand how curly hair works. It hurt SO BAD and made me cry sometimes. And then I looked ridiculous on top of it all.

I feel kinda validated by this. I always envied the really freckly kids when I was little and DESPERATELY wanted freckles. As an adult I now have a little mist of them across my face, and I feel really fuckin happy whenever someone notices them.

Not only is this just blatantly transphobic, but he’s talking like gay men have been working so hard to advocate for us bisexuals... Also, if you’re in St. Louis, LGB means Let’s Go Blues, so I think if you rolled out that new category here, you’d get a lot of very confused straight cis dudebros at your LGB parades.

I am fed up with all these wealthy celebs trying to break the Internet. I pay GOOD MONEY for my Internet, and I will not stand for it to be broken by a bunch of entitled ruffians.

I wore a nude bodysuit and wrote אמת on my forehead, to go as the golem of Jewish folklore.

It me.

Nothing makes me feel more Jewish than people whining that a coffee cup isn’t Christian enough.

I am a giant gardening nerd/crazy plant lady in general, and if I ever trick some poor soul into marrying me, I am so gonna do this.

If I even remotely liked the taste of coffee, I’d be up for this, as a person who is easily overwhelmed by caffeine. I'm sure the residual caffeine left in this stuff would give me a pleasant buzz, rather than the bowel-wrecking, chest pain-inducing, mood-ruining effect that a normal cup of coffee or tea can have on…

Ughhhhhh knowing how one of my little brothers likes to get in on these photo stunt trends, I now dread seeing his balls in my Instagram feed.

Iggy will have a good verse when Nicki writes her one.

If you have some sort of vaginal penetration, PEE AFTER SEX. Just get up and get it over with when you’re done. I got a UTI after the very first time I had sex, and it ended up being a massive debacle. I honestly knew everything I needed to know about the mechanics of it all, and about contraception and consent and…

How the actual fuck does “it’s the way they smell and act” get prefaced by “it’s not cause I’m racist" I mean really I literally can't even

As much as I really do think that what Ameeifan needs now is a crotchety, leftie, Jewish grandpa, I fear that an actual turn as President would ruin this precious cinnamon bun.

I run in these and love them! I have hypermobile ankles, but these are actually supportive enough on their own that I haven’t had any problems.

I run in these and love them! I have hypermobile ankles, but these are actually supportive enough on their own that…