Does painful cystic acne, painful and irregular periods, stabbing pain in your sides, sudden weight gain, new body hair, and just all-out fatigue sound sexy to you? No? Well that’s just what my body ~*~*~naturally~*~*~ does. My hormones are ~*~*~naturally~*~*~ out of whack. The pill is a fucking godsend that has…

I was a menstruating 11-year-old, and I was friends with girls who had gotten their periods as young as 8 or 9. The ugly fact is that sexual abuse also does happen to children who could get pregnant. When my mother did her gynecology rounds in med school in the 80s, she assisted in several childbirths for girls as…

As a Jew, as a Drake fan, but most of all as someone who has been following even the tiniest trickle of information about what’s been happening to civilians at ISIS’s mercy, I gotta say your article fucking disgusts me.

I’m not at all surprised that their first meeting was at Coffee Cartel. I’m picturing like 3:28 AM after a night of restlessly texting a stranger... oh well fuck it, let’s meet up at, uh, what’s open and has bright enough lights that someone will be able to identify my murderer, if that’s what it comes to? Coffee…

Well considering the official logo of Islam is space-themed, of course NASA has a Muslim agenda. Actually, the official logo of Judaism is also space-themed. Which can only mean Judaism is also just a front for the Muslim Agenda™. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

Honestly I feel like I’ve seen all of these photos on @socialitybarbie.

This reminds me of the white, Southern bros who get pissed off if you mix up “salmon” and “Nantucket Red.”

Oh god. I also hate Doritos and Dan Savage. Huckabee and I thus agree on 2 out of 3 LGBTQIA issues. I have to turn in my queer badge now. Don’t look at me. I’m a monster.

My favorite bit of jet lag advice is making sure you get plenty of exposure to natural lighting conditions after your arrival. Eat a meal or read (not on a lit-up screen) or take a walk outside if you can. If you absolutely must take a snooze and it’s still light out, keep the window open so the sunlight (and its…

Shhhhh don’t tell them about how just being a normal kid and running around can bust a hymen, they’ll try to ban girls’ sports and PE...

Wait since when is Attitude an obscure magazine?

The shoulder-draping doesn’t bother me so much, but when any man, stranger or not, puts his hand on my waist while he’s trying to move past me… I go apeshit.

I’m just gonna sit here with my braless self and jiggle to my heart’s content.

I’m predicting I’m getting into a no-sex stretch right now in my mid-20s, and I feel really good about it. I think part of it is that I’ve done a lot of self care (not that I’ve ever had sex I regret or been pressure to by a partner). I’m no longer apologetic about pursuing my own goals and preferred lifestyle without…

At some point “Maya” turned into “Mara” in this text, and I started getting really anxious cuz that’s my name and suddenly this seemed like an ominous communication with the spirit world.

Let’s be honest, “Jewess” was probably the least horrible aspect of that book...

Cultural Marxism is code for my favorite conspiracy theory: the very broad and vague notion that basically anything the far right doesn’t like must be part of a deliberate plot against it. Typical fears include indoctrination into homosexuality and/or interracial marriages, both of which are well known to be amongst…

I read it on the Internet, it must be true

In its own way, it’s flattering, like... aww shucks, you guys think we’re so versatile! You believe in us, you have faith we can do or be anything we want! Truly beautiful.

There are some Jewish women who are trying to reclaim and embrace the word, but I am not one of them. At best it makes my skin crawl when I hear other Jewish women use it; if some Nazi goy uses it, I feel like setting things on fire.