I love being a Jewish woman and scaring a bunch of Nazis just by existing. Like not only did you guys fail at getting rid of us, I CAN MAKE MORE OF US.（＾∇＾）

Regardless of whether or not this is good for body image, I’m sure some girl in this school will have a lot of trouble getting that broccoli out of her teeth.

Another thing you shouldn’t do at a friend’s wedding: creepily follow around two of that friend’s cousins trying to get them to have a threesome with you... cuz no, I don’t want to fuck my cousin...

My face hurts from smiling.

As someone who worked in medical records... I gotta say, going out of your way to collect the private information of patients from locked dumpsters without the patients’ knowledge or consent looks like a giant HIPAA violation itself. It’s like someone picking the locks on your doors and kidnapping your baby and then…

I empathize completely with the disgust, but just to nitpick… I don’t think a WASP would exactly become bored of being Catholic, since, well, they’re not! But yes it’s always great to see fellow Jewish women being fetishized and/or ignored, like in this article and its comments...

Pee is never ever ever sterile. The pee of healthy people still contains bacteria that are present in normal levels in the bladder.

Oh my fucking god. I have been both thin and fat in my life. Lemme tell you what skinny-shaming is: telling a person they’re gross because of their size (oooh sounds a bit like fat-shaming, yes?). Lemme tell you what skinny-shaming is not: telling fat people that they are beautiful and worthwhile human beings.

Truth. A lot of guys have absolutely no clue this is a thing. I got a UTI the very first time I had sex (and then each time I haven’t peed soon after), so I have become a very dedicated post-coital pisser. One guy I dated for a bit got grumpy on one occasion a few months in when I hopped out of bed to go to the…

HELL YEAH LEEK AND APPLE, my favorite culinary combo that I took away from Britland.
But really I’m sad about this. We’re doing to soups now what we’ve done to salads… SALADS ARE GREAT! Southeast Asian cuisines are full of awesome, filling, exciting, flavorful salads. They’re foods, not dieting aids! :(

This blows my mind, that people act like they don’t understand the physical danger of pregnancy in a young child. Just because you CAN get pregnant, does not mean you can stay pregnant and/or have a safe delivery. This can kill a child. I suspect that Huckabees and his ilk actually do understand this but simply choose…

This reminds me of a certain segment of people who eat meat but get angry when you talk about animal slaughter— “Well the animal is already dead, and I didn’t kill it, so I should eat it and not waste it! I’m ACTING WITH GOOD INTENTIONS.”

Real talk, though: Why would you want to kill yourself with Burger King when you could have a more authentically Irish death-by-Supermac’s?

I went to a magnet school that started at 7 AM. It’s not that I lived super far away, I just had to get up at 4:30 AM in order to get a ride with a parent on their way to drop off my younger brothers and head to work. I could’ve taken the school bus in theory, but because of the massive size of our district and the…

I think Peaches is one of the best arguments you can make for sending your kid to a Jewish school. She turned out all right!

I witnessed a similar thing when I was studying in the UK. On a long train down to London, I was sitting behind a group of four Russian tourists who were happily talking to each other in Russian. Shortly after she boarded at one of the stops, an English lady sitting right behind me irately yelled at them, “SPEAK…

I’M GOING TO LIVE FOREVERRRRR

Ssssoooooo I’m gonna just assume any vagina-having person on this diet also has BV, because that's what you get when your vagina becomes less acidic. Well then. Enjoy your fishy, heavy discharge, folks.

QUIVER BEFORE MY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE COOLNESS

Question. So if the kids who bullied me in school were the cute kids back then but are now laughably gross slobs, and if I was really awkward and dorky then but am now a hot piece of conventionally attractive ass… does that mean I get to be a bully? DOES POINTING THIS OUT MAKE ME A BULLY?! I AM BECOME THAT WHICH I…