I dated and dumped one (not the tamponphobe) and drifted apart from the other two, they're all nice folks save for their poor grasp on menstruation.

At the time we were all 19, which I guess is 12 in guy years.

Super absorbency idiots

I once bought some tampons on a Walgreens run I made with some guy friends. When I asked one to hold my bag for me for a sec while I tied my shoe because the ground was muddy, he took it, saw the FRESH AND NEW AND UNOPENED BOX of tampons, then yelled and threw it to the ground because "that's fucking gross." The…

I sold art supplies to Sinéad once, she was gonna make something for Chuck Berry while in St. Louis.

Would've been a bit more Baroque, but they could've gone with Artemisia!!

My initial reaction, too, but I think it's a general "crazy ethnic mom" thing that our society generally uses in its arsenal of ways to shit on motherhood.

I practice a form of extreme parenting called Raising My Kids On TV.

Denim on denim has not spared the babies.

Besides being unreliable, gluten-free processed foods or other ready-made baked goods are usually some combination of expensive, unpalatable, and/or not exactly the most nutritious things you could be eating. In the end you either bake your own bread or you come up with an inordinate amount of lettuce wrap recipes.

I, HelloMC, read to family in best Russian accents

I've got the one that killed Jim Henson! It has a little fork and knife because it's "flesh-eating."

Somehow I doubt I'd get this discount for performing the Jewish summer camp version of the Birkat Hamazon after a meal.

aHA, it is not just my own eyes and ears! I am slightly relieved that other people have definitely witnessed this. We manage it by staying away from that particular crowd as much as we can; because I don't work in hospitality, I'm lucky enough that flights entail the majority of my drunk tourist encounters.

Soldier on! I spend most of my days without setting foot on the Strip, and it still really gets to me, so I salute you.

No, not because I can't think of them, just because I don't want to engage annoying drunks and egg them on. For sexual harassment I've gotten other people's attention to bring on some nice shame.

I'm really good at stripping... paint.

Depends when/where you're flying. It's true, the flights TO Las Vegas are usually cheaper than the flight out. But like on that recent trip to Madison, WI, it was actually quite expensive because for some reason Madison is the most difficult place to fly into. But there are really cheap flights to most major…

One of the worst parts of living in Las Vegas is taking a plane back home to Las Vegas if you ever travel out of state. Party planes filled with obnoxious drunks giving the cabin crew hell, saying shitty things to you because you live in Las Vegas ("So are you some kind of weirdo stripper or something?"), just…

Yosef Shulem? No one? Really???