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I've become so good at eyeing clothes on the rack that I can pick out the one that will fit me just by sight, usually on the first try. I play this game where I don't let myself see the sizes until after I bought the clothes, and in the same purchase I have ended up with size 4 shorts, a size 10 skirt, a size 8

But everyone knows men are the REAL fans of men's sports, which are the REAL sports, so why are you watching men play sports?!?!?!

Always happy to see fellow Nevadans doing something brave and encouraging.

I'm pretty sure soccer is part of the gay agenda because thighs.

Just looking at it gives me a wedgie.

Sneaky sheep...

My best friend has BP2 and closely monitors her diet and exercise and self-care activities... in conjunction with her medication which allows her to be stable enough to find the energy and willpower to do these things at all!

I went on the pill at age 16 for a full 7 out of the 14 reasons listed, it has been wonderful and allowed me to keep myself in good health. Only years later did the "better sex that comes from peace of mind" thing even factor in my pill use at all. But imagine how fun it was having Catholic-affiliated health

For some reason I've been under the impression they're incredibly popular... Most women I've talked to about contraception really push the IUD angle or expressed they want to try it (or even told me I should quit the pill for the IUD, which ain't happening because I'm on the pill for way more than contraception). I

Hey, I live in Las Vegas, and for me shaving doesn't even happen for Las Vegas! Weddings... yeah maybe...

Shitty press aside, I just want to date both of them.

OH MAN I remember people in 5th-8th grade were OBSESSED with shaving not because they had darker hair, but because shaving was like a stage of maturity that everyone wanted to reach. I didn't have any dark body hair when a girl in my class tried to embarrass me in front of my crush when we were 11 by telling him,

I'm like this on my legs, the hair is so ridiculously light and thin that it makes absolutely no sense to shave. Armpits are a different story, and it was only over the last year that I learned to stop worrying about them.

I don't typically shave my legs. I don't think I've shaved them for like 3 months now, I can't really remember. Basically the only time I shave my legs or my armpits is when I'm in the shower and I'm looking for just one more excuse to stay in a couple minutes longer.

My Jewish brain is unable to conjure this image, I think it's protecting me from the horror.

I think it's probably the only okay time to dress up as a Nazi.

"out of the uncanny valley"??????

11 years old, summer camp, was waiting around for dinner and went to the bathroom... lo and behold, light period had started, only lasted for like 3 days... I thought, "Hey, this isn't so bad." Mom had knowingly packed me up with pads just in case. Didn't get another one for 2 months, which was heavy and 10 days

I wish they made magnets of this, I'd stick it right next to the gefilte Jesus fish one.

Animals with cloacas just do both at the same time. Oh, to be a pigeon.