And secondly, it's not the fact that they've been inspired by (or stolen, depending on how you look at it) black culture in the first place, it's that there is absolutely no acknowledgment of where these looks originated.

Wait, I thought Bey was famous for not having a stupid thigh gap. Now she wants one? I'm confused.

Even if they thought she was a prostitute, what the fuck does that matter. They were taking the appropriate steps to resolve the complaint. Instead of proving she is just a normal citizen caught up in an unfortunate situation, she freaked out for no reason. I honestly think they WERE having sex or something close to…

YESSS! Love you.

Bra-fucking-vo.

Pinks. Can I call you Pinks? Ok, C.A., your writing is very useful and entertaining. I come to Kitchenette everyday just to see what you are going to post, after I scan the Jez homepage. Kitchenette is the best addition to Jez EVER. I used to go to foodspin all of the time, so I love Kitchenette. Keep doing what you…

I wasn't saying that being fat made you royalty. I was saying that to emulate the style of the king was cool...and at that time, he was fat.

You sound pretty helpless in the kitchen. How did you become the editor of Kitchenette...can I have your job? Just kidding. No really, give me your job.

I have yet to try tobasco IN the scramble. I always put Tobasco top with ketchup. Sounds pretty good though. I'm sure you can cook more than scrambled eggs?! At least some chorizo. Chorizo + tobasco, I guess, would need no ketchup.

This breaks my heart. My parents are super conservative and make gay/racial remarks once in a great while that take me aback. I process it as them growing up in a VERY different time and just not knowing better, but it's still embarrassing, even if it's just in our house. I would hate to imagine how they would respond…

WHO has time to soft scramble eggs ina garten style in a shitload of butter with a bunch of parsley and shit??!?!?!? What kind of eggs are you having?! I need ketchup!

20 lbs in 3 weeks is a shitload of weight. 1 lb per day is really hard to do. R U OK?

he was also the fucking king of England and the most propagated image at that time. I wish we could get back to everyone famous and powerful being portly so I can get back to eating for fun.

no lame. Ketchup and tobasco is the best on eggs. I will definitely add ketchup only if I have no salsa or sriracha/hot sauce. Eggs need a friend.

If you don't go overboard, all three taste REALLY good together. I used to be just a mustard and onions girl, but once I added ketchup, a whole new dimension of tasty goodness opened up for me. Never going back. I will do mayo once in a great while, but I'm not Dutch so it's not really a must, but it tastes damn good.…

I agree. Plus onions though. Maybe a little relish if I'm feeling poosty.

I know an artisan burger tastes great on it's own, but it tastes 1000 times better with ketsup. Trust.

is this their pet? People have pet racoons?!?!?!??!

There is a family of racoons living under my deck, and I hear them humping and scratching every morning. I stomp on my deck all the time, and I hear growling sounds. They drive my chihuahuas crazy. me scared. :/