"First of all, I don't think anyone actually hates on Sofia Vergara for being hot."

i have a few pairs of skinnys but only if I wear a long top. I'm short, skinnys make my legs look chubby in the upper thigh region. I need to start working out (but I won't)

except the broad shoulders part, my dream body.

I am grandfathered in to an unlimited data plan with Verizon and I'm never letting it go! I love it! I don't use a whole bunch, but I like not having to worry about it. Recently, my mom wanted to upgrade her basic phone to a smartphone, but in order to do that, Verizon wanted to kick me off my unlimited data plan. She…

who's baby is this? omg

I have a similar problem with my good friend. Whenever we are in a restaurant, whether it is noisy or dead quiet, she talks sooo loud. I get so embarrassed as people around us hear everything we are talking about. The best I have done is tell her nicely to use her inside voice, and she says sorry and whispers for a…

jeez. hug.

thank you for the watermelon bit. I am doing that tomorrow.

"turns out my friend and I selected identical prom dresses. This is a big deal when you're 16."

You have to apply A LOT of HD powder to make it that white. Her makeup artist is fired, obvi, unless she did her own powdering just before she exited the limmo, which is totally plausible too. Just saying, you have to put a good amount of powder on to get it that white. I mean...unless your makeup underneath is really…

Finding a rich man, above anything else, is so pervasive in not only our culture, but the world culture. And the weird thing is, these women have to work much harder against their own sense of self, than any other person on earth! They definitely earn their money, but why would you want to earn your money that way?!…

Hahahaha, omg oh no you didn't with the Nelson! Just picturing it gave me the laughs. I didn't do a Nelson but I made up an excuse and left. Not my proudest moment. I felt bad afterward for a long time, and he stayed in touch with me for a looooong time. IDK if he really knew the real reason why I backed out.

hahahahaha

i miss that show.

it's from moonrise kingdom. the movie.

Haha, what did you feel bad about? I felt bad too for my own reasons. Did you go through with it?

You're welcome! <3

You're telling me! I grew up in a suburb of LA, and our school district has zero tolerance for that kind of stuff. I'm ashamed to admit that I'm still a smoker, though after that incident I didn't smoke regularly until I got into high school, and cigarettes were easier to obtain. It sucks, bc back then I thought I was…

I had the exact opposite happen with me and a teacher. In 1996 I was in sixth grade (also in suburbia), and someone told a teacher that I had a pack of cigarettes in my bag (which was true), and the teacher told the principal and I got investigated and then suspended. D.A.R.E was a huge thing at the time and policeman…

Playing outside and not having a really structured class is one thing, but handing a cigarette to an 8th grader? OMG?! How did that exchange even come to play? I believe you, she was a terrible teacher, but I mean shit, if you are giving cigs to 13 years olds, there is a lot of 'wtf' going on there. There were a lot…