a hot dog is not a fucking sandwich

I’m dying to know what “lawyer mind tricks” are and what they do. Please, tell me more!

I hate to rebut you but I think his emotions were orchestreated down to a fine point. The tears? Give me a break, that wasn’t real. How he will judge future issues...we can’t say...we can only assume if he will lean right. He might be so embarrassed by this event that he will be a CT and only pipe up when he really…

IDK why this comment has so many votes. I don’t understand the association. Please illuminate me.

i’m glad she had time to put her makeup on

I don’t think any doctor would walk away.

Oh goodness, just get a cake somewhere else

Please, details!

Wait, going topless in front of your friend’s bfs is not in poor taste all of the sudden? WHAAT?

is it just me, or does she look very different. confirms my conspiracy theory that most, if not all, actresses get nose jobs at some point.

They probably wouldn’t bump into eachother so much if they weren’t in a fucking aquarium. Set them freeeeee!

How does someone who does not know how to spell shenanigans become so rich!

Lot’s wife turns to stone when she fails to obey the commands of God

Victoria’s secret bras suck if you have arpmit fat or back fat. When I was very thin, I thought they were great. Not so much anymore.

What amazes me about this photo is her lack of armpit fat. And also how gorgeous she looks. Nose job? Meh, who cares, AMIRIGHT?

WHERE DO I GET THAT BRA. I NEED THAT BRA.

omg I cry

I need to make those solar light things! So cute!

Both the server and the manager explained to him that since the restaurant no longer served shrimp cocktails, they did not have cocktail sauce. I think it took about ten minutes of them repeating this for him to believe that they did not have a hidden bottle of cocktail sauce in their kitchen, hoarded for the end of…

I just want someone to pretend that they’re Asian. Then this story would make a lot more sense.