Certainly not for the iHeart Money company? It's why I am now living in poverty and working part time. ;)

Oh my GOD here in my part of Texas there was some poor woman who worked a gas station and I guess she was just so ridiculously hot that literally every week 2-3 guys would post Missed Connections ads about her. Meanwhile, she's happily married with a kid, right? But she's CONSTANTLY bombarded with these emails from…

My favorite kind of missed connections are when I run into guys that were homophobic to me and I see them at the gay club.

Oh shit! How come shit like this never happens in my part of North Texas?

"I'm ready to settle down" within what sounds like the first half hour of the date? No. Absolutely not. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Get your ass home.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

Putting this out here:

Just love your kids.

If the power of FOIA kept police from making mistakes in cases, we'd all live in a much safer world. Also, we wouldn't have this New York Times report, done using FOIA records from the cops, showing how TPD bungled the Jameis Winston investigation: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/20… Or how about this Times report,…

We're always happy to dump on ESPN when they screw up, but submitting a well-researched public records request on a subject of legitimate public interest in the expectation that it won't be sprayed all over the internet on Christmas Eve in an attempt to dampen its findings is definitely not an area where they screwed…

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Yeah, 50 Shades isn't about BDSM. It's about a sociopath raping a childlike codependent in a world without repercussions or therapists.

Christian's also not into "BDSM." He's into physical, emotional, and sexual abuse.

Dornan's just reflecting the attitude of the books, though. Christian's only into BDSM because of childhood trauma related to his "crack whore" mother, and then Anastasia fixes him with her love and inability to refer to her genitals as anything but "down there," and then they have the kind of sex that loving people…

Of course people will be quick to judge the man because he is a rapper, because he doesn't always follow the rules of spelling, because this statement was delivered in a series of tweets, because his stage name is Q-Tip etc. They will look past all the content, without even addressing it at all, and look at the…

I was at a book festival where Giada de Laurentiis was doing a cooking demo. She suggested that people just throw out questions as she worked. The first question was from DerpLady, who asked "Can I help you?" Giada kindly assented. She was making white bean dip and told the lady to salt the mixture, handing her a bowl…

ha ha. I do PR for this place. Here was our response: