yeah, after i clicked my brain told me i was loco and i missed that one. i gotta get back on the tracks today. 

the cop is lucky the stress didn’t derail him from getting the job done. 

totally missed “his training kicked in” and “this cop wasn’t derailed in this situation” 

actually, they kind of do. they make you drag ~150lb bags shaped like bodies a couple hundred yards. daily. the stress of the train coming at you though, that’s a little different, but they do train you on how to keep calm under pressure and sometimes weed out the recruits who do not display that discipline.

yeah, because wasabi goes GREAT with alcohol... educate yourself:

LOL i love how he puts in here that it got worringly bad fuel mileage. well no fucking shit! you don’t buy something like this because you’re looking for good fuel economy. 

how do you figure? i don’t recall seeing 84 month loans 10+ years ago... 

ah yes, you are right: 2 yr old car. even worse for him. 

you’re still going to take it in the shorts on the mileage hit. 70k on a 3 yr old car is a tough one for a dealership to swallow. 

payment chasing. probably a millennial.

leave it to ford to throw an ugly ass plastic cover on an otherwise pretty trick engine. i enjoy a good sleeper, but if i pay for a performance engine i want to see some of it. yeah, yeah, i know NVH is all the rage now days but c’mon...

you know you can have portal axles without a straight axle right? case in point, H1.

rear pinion seal is maybe $15 and takes ~30 minutes to replace. david tracy logic: just keep topping it off with fluid!

ugh those sagging leather seats. i really wish ford would fix their leather seat issues.

title says banned from twitch. first line of the story says he is suspended from twitch. which is it??

We’re done here. Close the comments section. Nothing is going to top this.

millennials, am i right?

well no shit, but they’re not twistin arms to make people buy their cars either now are they? if you buy (or fuckin lease like this whiner in the lawsuit) a SPORTS car with giant aluminum beer cans for wheels and rubberbands for tires, be ready to either A) be alert or B) don’t drive it.

people getting all bent out of shape on this story.

lol “there’s no excuse for them to not account for that” yeah, because it’s GM’s fault that most of the roads in america are shit and the morons who are driving their cars are on their phones 90% of the time they are driving. get out of here with that bs.