I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…
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ALL of these rules, but especially this:
Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.
The more someone insists they’re “one of the good ones,” a “nice guy,” the more I become convinced there is a torture basement in their residence.
Awesome. Also, for when she gets older, enough fucking books about 20-something creatives living in New York. And enough books about WW2. I was making my reading list for the year and it was amazing how many books fit that description.
seriously, they are getting the message OUT!! I have a D deficiency too!
Oh my god, I love this movie more than I can say.
I made a veggie soup, a liver casserole, baked fish, pork casserole, and a roast. I used a cookbook on general Scandinavian cooking from the 60s. I’ve started a blog, if you’re interested, but still need to update three meals from last week. Eat52weeks.blogspot.com
Why can’t the nerds fuck after seeing Star War
I get mine from the dollar store. I don’t need fancy candles from TJ Maxx, unless, of course, the queen is stopping by.
I own a candle company (with a brick & mortar) that could fall into the “premium” range however this has made me underline and bold my “create luxury line for 2016” item on my To Do List.
Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.
EVERYTHING IS GARBAGE
“Congratulations! You’ve won an all-expense paid vacation for two to Fhloston Paradise, courtesy of Radio Cooooooosmooooooos!”
True story when I saw an interview with him I asked ‘Why is he doing a fake american accent?’
Forget my weirdest sex dream, LET’S TALK ABOUT SPIKE. Good god, I would do very bad things with that man, (with his fake accent)
I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.
My goodness. Miley sure is shaking up my square, conformist mindset. Has anyone seen my envelopes? Because I think they’ve all been pushed.