About a year ago, I was asked by a Boomer if I had bought a home in the neighborhood. She knew I was too young to afford anything. She just liked bragging that she could. What she didn’t know was that I pay well below market rent, and prefer diversifying my stock portfolio. I don’t believe that homeownership should be…

jesus tapdancing christ are you fucking kiddddinnngggmeeeee

I once peed in my cat’s litterbox cause I didn't want to put pants on. GET ON MY LEVEL JLAW

If Baker didn’t tell the couple about her last-minute absence, that is indeed uncool.

A woman named Angela Kipp

E FOR ENVELOPE, everyone!

Did she write it on her own stationery? I think this calls for some serious fact-finding to get to the truth.

I can believe it. At age 6, I was scribbling in my diary about my worries over the effects of a potential World War III on my cats, including plans to make gas masks for them in the event the Russians used mustard gas.

You are a wise soul and you speak truth to Shower.

This assumes that I’m taking showers solely to get clean. Showers are great! Baths are great! Hot water and singing along to my favorite Whitney Houston jams and occasionally even drinking a beer—GREAT!

A pretender at being Chinese,

My childhood was bullshit.

and I’m happy ModCloth is picking back up, I have many friends that work there, and a number of them got laid off, but some of them ended up getting re-hired! I can’t buy from them because when I worked for them I paid wholesale, so even stuff on sale is too expensive for me. Cue old lady rant about back in my day ...

I have to say, ModCloth has exceptional customer service. I don’t buy from there often, too pricey for my blood and I never get my size right, but I bought a nifty scarf and it arrived with tears in it from the tag. I emailed them and they refunded my entire order, gave me free shipping and 15% off my next order and…

but at least we have sisters of mercy though

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”

also add in “destroy all your shit”

Shocker - a mom who makes lists, does Internet research, befriends and observes other mothers, and then applies what she’s learned on a daily basis is generally seen as a good mother. Just like you learn and excel at any other job.

I discovered this about puppies too. Eat, drink, poop, pee, five minutes of cuteness, sleep.

THIS. So much. I wondered if I was the only person who actually read TKAMB to begin with, because it’s right there in the text.