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My Lords Of Kobol! How could I have forgotten that?

Nobody. Because eloping (er, it was technically a "private ceremony", but still) is the TITS when it comes to stress-free wedding days.

Just my mother (got royally upset at the amount of makeup I was wearing and said she "hated my face") and my mother-in-law (complained loudly to the Lutheran minister during photos at the church that I was "luring" my new husband away from the Catholic church and that the ceremony was the start of a "dark path.") …

Nick Cave once said goths were like cockroaches— because it just never dies and you can't kill it and it'll outlive the whole focking lot of you! Just another of the many reasons to love Mr. Cave.

Fuck I love Richmond so much

Though my taste runs more toward French Goth as an adult than these looks, I approve. And I love Health Goth because it allowed me to get black and red tennis shoes so, thanks for that, HG.

Seconded!

This gif wins my internet today.

Goth isn't back cause goth never left

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

Can you imagine how warped the paper is going to be if you print a cyan background?

Originally from Michigan, he strove for an anti-capitalist lifestyle, the pinnacles of which were his militant veganism and leadership in the biking community.

"I almost foam at the mouth in disgust, but I try to be pleasant."

The lattes cost less than those I enjoy at Starbucks. But they are worthy.

Suddenly the mysterious nature of the female orgasm makes sense. There I was trying to make something happen, and my clit was probably just off drinking dollar beers and cheating at pool.

Is there free pizza? If you want college kids to join up with you you HAVE to offer free pizza