Not to mention how comfortable the actual sex is for many women. Anal? A veritable breeze. So we wouldn't want your penis to feel even slightly constricted by a condom - that would be just awful!

I care about their boners, because I tend to only be friends with guys, and also I'm a "cool girl" and also, I'm impervious to pregnancy and STDs.

But mostly, I just love sarcasm.

Right? Because absolutely none of the analogous things women have to do ever cause us the slightest discomfort or inconvenience. Hormonal BC? No side effects at all! Spermicide? Doesn't dissolve our lady parts one bit! Diaphragms? So comfortable you can't even feel them! Fertility awareness? Not an all-consuming…

Oh, these threads are always priceless. Please, dudes, explain the nuances of your personal boner comfort to us all! We care about your boners!

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please.

I've had many of these conversations over the past several months. And I've been trying to sharpen my perspective on this problem, the problem of the "how do I help," question. I offer these comments with compassion and great respect for your commitment to children and families:

Just help. Just do what your…

She goes to my dog park and is kinda a friend and she is a total sweetheart and your statement is entirely accurate.

It would probably feel like a buzzing sensation, wouldn't it? Your genes telling you something here is OFF.

The other day I was drinking beet juice and thought "this is probably the closest thing to blood I'll ever drink....Wait, what if translyvanians were just drinking beet juice the entire time. There were never any vampires, it was just borscht!"

Many times they are practiced affectations.

Very few nations can produce eccentrics like us British.

I'm not saying her eccentricity is unremarkable. But hang around English pubs of the home counties and you will find many a tweedy matriarch with a string of hyphenated names and a family tree full of lords, queens and highwaymen...

I'm not trying to undervalue the debate here, because, yeah, it definitely sucks that moms from a certain background are supposed to make "mom" their whole identity and dads are allowed to have complex identities in addition to being dads. It's worth talking about, for sure. But it's also worth pointing out that this…

Moreover, Conflict Kitchen's (largely conservative) pro-Israel critics are still propagating the frankly insane notion that the restaurant has some responsibility to include the perspective of both sides of the conflict.

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

YEAASSSS! I've been refreshing all morning waiting for this! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll curl up on the couch with a hot cup of tea and a butcher knife.

Finally. Some male opinions.

I didn't realize - I will get a notepad and pen.

Everyone please pipe down, a man is talking.