i'll say this right now. He was no Marine. He was no soldier.

I worked in a weekend warrior hot spot for four years, and Fisher-Price My First Banking Job™ people are the most despicable, entitled asshole customers in the world. People really do swallow that Eyes Wide Shut finance sector bullshit whole cloth and act as though they are a new race of Übermenschen because they had…

I was working retail at a huge department store chain one holiday season. One day right before Christmas, we had huge rush of people last minute shopping and the lines were incredibly long. I had been at my register for hours without a break because the line never would die down.

We do what we have to, and if we're lucky, it's en route to what we want ...

WHO CARES ABOUT APOSTROPHES WHEN THERE IS SO MUCH BEAUTY IN THE WORLD?

Seriously, cars can become unreliable money pits rather quickly. They made a smart decision, imo.

Talk about some abusive governance. He fucking ate his subjects.

Thank God they didn't go for the full abuse effect and depict Mufasa getting run over by those wildebeests.

I have never not walked on an escalator. I'm very impatient, and it would drive me crazy to just stand there as the escalator slowly inched its way along.

I am surprised at how much I care about this isssue too! I have commuter-rage though and standing on the escalator is the equivalent of cutting me off in traffic, I suppose.

I'm so with you. Nothing on this earth gets me so disproportionately angry as people blocking the left side of the escalator.

- A DC resident who has HAD IT with these MOTHERFUCKING TOURISTS on my MOTHERFUCKING COMMUTE

YES.

And please don't just stand there when you get off. Even if you aren't completely sure where you go next, you've gotta at least move so you aren't blocking the escalator anymore. I've witnessed so many collisions.

" Memory....

Please. Like none of you ever chased a homeless man down the street and then spit at a cop. What is this, a quilting bee?

Could have used more vegan options.

1) they fell off while I was wearing the skirt without my noticing, so they're gone which means I have to replace all the bright blue buttons if I want it to match and 2) stuff shouldn't break on the first outing.

Hahahaha! A common mistake tourists still make and one of my favorites. It's never not funny.

Many moons ago, when I was in tech school, I was talking to some Saudi students. They were amazed that I knew what Ramadan was. We got to talking about that part of the world and they asked what I knew about the countries there. I got a pencil and paper and started drawing a map, labeling the areas that I could…

He probably was just trying to be funny. Some frustrated wanna-be comedians use waitstaff as hostage audiences. I honestly hated comedians more than assholes.